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Your Team Hasn’t A Chance

Your Team Hasn’t A Chance

Oh, Danny Boy, the hype, the hype is calling you.

You’re not actually drinking that Kool-Aid, are you? The red, gooey stuff that says your Miami Heat, barely a playoff team last year, is now suddenly championship material?

Hey. Dan. I know it’s nice to live by the ocean, but don’t swallow the seawater. It makes you delirious.

Look at my arms. See how far apart they are? That’s the distance between the Pistons and New Jersey. Now look at my arms. See how far apart they are? That’s the distance between the Pistons and Washington.

Your Team Hasn’t A Prayer

Your Team Hasn’t A Prayer

Forgive me, Scott, for being a simpleminded Northerner, but … which ones are you again? The guys from Chapel Hill? The guys from Durham? Raleigh? No, wait.Winston-Salem?Honestly, how do you keep it all straight? I know we’re supposed to be afraid of any...

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