NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

Mama always said, if you’re gonna do something, do it well.I think it’s time to admit what the Lions do well. They lose. They’re good at it. In fact, when it comes to losing, the Lions printed the catalog.You name it, we got it. Against the tough...
NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

For Children, What Can Beat Love Of Uncle?

This week, my nephews arrive from overseas. I will greet them with presents. I will whisk them to the new Harry Potter movie. I will take them shopping for books and will ask, as we ride in the car, if they want to stop for ice cream.

The world will be theirs, if I have anything to do with it. During our Thanksgiving visit, I will be all over them. I will rub their hair, lift them up, and promise they are “my two favorite nephews.”

There are, of course, only two of them.

NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

TRASH OR PIGSKIN, SCHLESINGER HAULS IT

Every week, when he takes out the trash, Cory Schlesinger does something most regular folk — let alone most NFL running backs — never bother to do. He straightens up. Makes things neat around the cans. Lids on tight. No loose paper. This way, the trash...
NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

Patriotism is No Excuse for Stupidity

As reporters go, Seymour Hersh is not only famous but also pretty darn reliable. He won a Pulitzer Prize during the Vietnam War. He broke the story of the My Lai massacre. When he writes, people listen.

Recently, he and I were on a radio show together. I asked him about his latest piece for the New Yorker in which he reported that the first real U.S. commando effort in Afghanistan had gone badly and that the Taliban — thanks partly to an ill-advised, overly noisy U.S. effort — had fired upon a dozen of our elite soldiers, seriously wounding several of them.

NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

Dr. Dre Isn’T A Defender Of Anything

Editor’s note: This column contains lyrics that could be offensive. But the Free Press thinks they’re important to understand the columnist’s view.

Hip, hip, hooray for Dr. Dre! He sure showed those bullies who is boss. He’s a champion for the First Amendment! A hero for freedom of speech!

Let’s pause for some Dre lyrics.

I don’t give a f— about the bitch Because I don’t give a f—! And I don’t give a f—!

NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

HOWARD’S OLD MAGIC COULD DO LIONS GOOD

It was a pass, a long pass, to the corner of the end zone. The receiver broke free and hauled it in for a touchdown. The crowd roared. The receiver smiled. His name was Desmond Howard, and this was the way it was always supposed to be.But it has not been that way. Not...
NO JOKE: 0-16 LIONS WOULD BE A LEGACY

SHANAHAN GETS TRIAL BEFORE ANOTHER JUDGE

In sports, you are always being judged. Sometimes by fans. Sometimes by coaches. And sometimes by a man with a notepad and binoculars.This man appears throughout your sports life. When you’re a child, he is the dad who chooses up the peewee teams. When...