STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

If 6-year-old Elian Gonzalez were going to school these days, his first question would be, “Teacher, what’s a hypocrite?””Well, Elian,” the teacher says, “let’s begin with your Miami relatives. They are demanding to see you....
STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

WHO WANTS TO BEAT THOSE DREADED AVS?

REGIS: Welcome to the show, folks. It’s time to play “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” And our first contestant is a Canadian man who claims to know nothing about hockey. His name is Dwight. Hello, Dwight.DWIGHT: Hello, Regis.REGIS: You know how the...
STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

Please, George, Don’T Bite Apple Of Ambition

FOR A FEW DAYS there, George Irvine was my favorite guy in sports.

He was a head coach who didn’t want to be head coach. A guy in the corner office who dreamt of returning to the office pool.

The Pistons asked him to take the reins after Alvin Gentry was fired in March. Most assistant coaches would be wiping the drool from their ties. Not George. His response was more like that of a first-grader being asked to eat broccoli.
“Aw, do I have to?”

STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

TOO QUICKLY, KIDS TURNED INTO ADULTS

The old expression goes, “Youth is wasted on the young.”Not anymore. Now even the young don’t get much youth.Last week, we watched a 6-year-old Cuban boy bounced back and forth in a political Ping-Pong match. Someone — and by that I mean, some...
STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

After All Gilchrist’S Pain, It’S Payback Time

WHAT WOULD you do for one more day on the job? Would you suffer ungodly pain? Go under a surgeon’s knife? Take a needle in your private parts? Live on a training machine? Would you sweat, gasp, howl, yowl, lift weights, do ultrasound, stretch your muscles for so many hours, they seemed ready to slide off the bone?

Would you do all this without break, endure an everyday hell for nearly two years, with no promise, no assurance, not even a ray of light at the end of the tunnel, only the belief that maybe, if the gods were so inclined, you could someday get to work one more day?

STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

ECONOMIC RULES DON’T MEASURE UP

My first encounter with the “new” economics came a few years ago, when a radio show I was doing was up for renewal.”Sorry,” my boss said, “we have to cancel the show.”This came as a jolt. The show was successful in the ratings, and...
STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISY

MAGIC TO MATEEN: A NEW ERA AT MSU

INDIANAPOLIS — It was after midnight now, and the tunnel beneath the RCA Dome was thinning out, as reporters hunkered down to type their stories, fans flocked out in the streets, and work crews with mops, buffers and trash bins began the long task of cleaning up...