Over There, Monica Learns Tough Lesson

Over There, Monica Learns Tough Lesson

File this under “be careful what you wish for.”

Last week, Monica Lewinsky took her act to London. She went hawking her new book, her new makeover, her new staff of publicists and managers and, she hoped, her newly swelling pocketbook, which stands to grow by millions if she is a success.

She longs for that, of course. Success. Even more, she longs to be a successful victim. It beats working for a living, which, at last glance, Monica was having a hard time doing. When the president can’t help you get a job, you know your marketability is low.

Over There, Monica Learns Tough Lesson

RAISE THE WOOF

Michigan State and Detroit Titans fans can rest easier. Elvis the Dog picks them to win their first-round NCAA tournament games. On Wednesday’s “Albom in the Afternoon” on WJR-AM (760), the 11-year-old pooch belonging to Mitch Albom, above, battled...
Over There, Monica Learns Tough Lesson

Grant Hill Speaks Out

There are days when I wouldn’t wish my job on anybody. Getting a bucket of ice water dumped on your head, for example. Or interviewing naked linemen in a losers’ locker room. Not fun. Trust me.

But there are some days when this job is a delight. And there are days when, no matter how delicately I craft my words, I still can’t fully convey the experience.

Over There, Monica Learns Tough Lesson

It’S Not About Sex; It’S About Lack Of Character

MIAMI– I was awakened Super Bowl morning by a phone call from a radio program that wanted to know if I was shocked.

No. The only thing that shocks me is that a radio program, a TV network, a newspaper reporter or anyone in this tangential business of covering sports thinks they really know what “kind of guy” a player is.

Over There, Monica Learns Tough Lesson

Denver Has All The Guns To Get Drop On Atlanta

In defense of my friend and colleague Curt Sylvester — who I understand is actually picking the Falcons (heh-heh) to win this Super Bowl — now hear this: That was not Curt on South Beach Thursday night, with his shirt unbuttoned to his navel, gold chains around his neck, a red rose in his thinning gray hair, doing the lambada and yelling at the bouncer, “LET ME IN! I KNOW DENNIS RODMAN! I REALLY DO!”

It just looked like Curt.

Over There, Monica Learns Tough Lesson

The Breakable Qb Finally Gets A Break

MIAMI– “When he arrived here, we’re all like, ‘We traded for him? He’s going to be our quarterback?’ ”
— Jamal Anderson, Falcons running back

Football will forgive you many things. Fragility is not one of them.

You can have a big mouth. You can oversleep. You can have a police record. But if you break too easily, they start looking elsewhere.