Guaranteed, Rhodes Still Digs Lomas

Guaranteed, Rhodes Still Digs Lomas

The Philadelphia Eagles made chopped liver out of the Lions in the playoffs last Saturday, but coach Ray Rhodes still hasn’t eased up on Detroit.

Rhodes couldn’t help but get in one last dig on Lions tackle Lomas Brown’s ill-fated victory guarantee.

“For a guy like myself, I like that kind of stuff,” Rhodes said. “That was the missing ingredient that I needed.”

Rhodes wouldn’t reveal what Brown said to him in their brief postgame conversation, but one Eagles assistant coach said Brown told Rhodes to keep him in mind when free-agency season begins.

Guaranteed, Rhodes Still Digs Lomas

IN SEARCH OF THAT ELUSIVE GOOSE BUMP

Maybe it’s fate. Maybe it’s coincidence. But my last assignment of this draining year takes me back to the place where I fell in love with sports: Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia.It’s about time for a reunion.The stadium was new back then, and so...
Guaranteed, Rhodes Still Digs Lomas

The World At Her Fingertipsbut Bone Disease Threatens Basketball Player’S Life

She would not cry. She held back the tears as tightly as she once held her first basketball, cradling it all day, sleeping with it all night. Never mind this scary hospital, these sterile walls, these lousy blood tests; never mind what the doctor was telling her now, that she could die if she didn’t have a bone-marrow transplant. She could die? But she was only 18! Never mind. Nekita Burnett, a college player the size of an eighth-grader, was used to laughing, clowning, cracking people up; she never was very good with the sad stuff.

Guaranteed, Rhodes Still Digs Lomas

Christmas Mourning

You could hear him coming from miles away, the roar of his engine spitting down the gravel road. Noise meant speed, and to a supercharged, grease-under-the-fingernails racer like Chad Schlueter, speed was what life was all about. His family would listen from the kitchen and they’d hear his truck and its eight-cylinder thunder — rrrrrrRRRRRRMMM! — and they’d grin and say, “Chad’s home.” Some nights his sister Nicole, who adored him the way only a younger sister can, would lie awake until she heard his rumble. “Then I knew he was safe,” she says, “and I could sleep.”

Tampa Bay Just Waiting For Sun To Set On Its Season

Tampa Bay Just Waiting For Sun To Set On Its Season

* Detroit 28, Tampa Bay 10: The Bucs, having missed the playoffs, can’t wait to end the season and get out in the sun. Wait a minute. They live in the sun. Pick vs. spread: Detroit.

* San Diego 30, NY Giants 20: The Giants can’t wait to finish this year and get the heck out of New York. But then, that goes for anyone who lives there. Pick vs. spread: San Diego.

Guaranteed, Rhodes Still Digs Lomas

Today’S Media Special: Crow A La Honolulu Blue

Let me step to the plate and be the first to offer the Lions this apology on behalf of the media: They were absolutely wrong for doubting you.

OK! OK! I mean, we.

There. Merry Christmas.

Not that there wasn’t cause for doubt about two months ago, when the Lions were 3-6. At that time, we had no proof this team could win a coin toss, let alone its next six games.

Guaranteed, Rhodes Still Digs Lomas

Christmas Shopping Is Out Of This World

I am from Earth. You are from Mars. I take your hand and we go Christmas shopping.

“Very big,” you say, as we pull into the mall parking lot. “Is this a center for intelligent life-sharing experience?”
“YO, JERK, THAT’S MY SPACE!” I yell.

We park the car, and walk through whipping wind and blinding snow, as we cross the approximately 37 miles to the mall entrance. When we open the door, we are flattened by an army of exiting shoppers.

“Are their loved ones in danger?” you ask, wiping the footprints off your space suit.