What Bo Doesn’T Know

What Bo Doesn’T Know

I am very impressed that Bo knows everything. Only he doesn’t, of course. Nobody does. His agents and business managers, who must be laughing all the way to the bank, would like you to believe that Bo Jackson is a Renaissance Man, all things to all people, all people to all things.

But he is not.

And now that Bo is coming to our town, I will prove it. For example, here are a few things in Detroit alone that Bo does not know:

What Vernor’s is.

How to find Antons at the Renaissance Center.

How to find the Renaissance Center.

Who Bill Bonds is.

What Bo Doesn’T Know

Murray Can Make Big Save: Keep Hanlon

I don’t usually go to bat for professional athletes. I figure they are strong enough, rich enough or lucky enough to take care of themselves. But once in awhile, an athlete comes along and hits a tough spot and, well, I don’t know. Something stirs inside you.

What Bo Doesn’T Know

WILL THE REAL FONTES PLEASE STAND UP?

Jimmy Williams lost his temper in a bad place Sunday, the football field, during the game. He didn’t like what was going on. He didn’t like being taken out. So he yelled at a coach. Some nasty words. By Monday, Williams was out of a job. He had been here...
What Bo Doesn’T Know

Why Do Lions Lose? Just Ask Harbaugh

CHICAGO — What really hurts is this: I remember when Jim Harbaugh had pimples. I remember when he had long, shaggy hair. I remember when he first started playing quarterback for the Michigan Wolverines. And the time he broke his arm in his sophomore season and was lying in a hospital bed when Bo Schembechler came to visit. “Don’t forget me, coach,” he sobbed.

I remember when Harbaugh used to live off-campus, in a house with several of his teammates. I remember when he said things like, “I’m so jacked!”

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Have We Forgotten The Reality Of War?

A few years ago, I met a great guy. He was warm and good-natured. He told funny stories. We hit it off immediately, which was good, since he was going to marry my sister.

And since the wedding, they have been blissfully happy. They gave the family a baby this year, a little boy. Last week, at Thanksgiving, we made fools of ourselves gurgling in baby talk.

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COPE WITH THE FAMILY

Thanksgiving, and the living is easy. Turkey in the oven. Relatives in the living room. And there you are, on your couch, ready to enjoy football on TV.But one by one, your family streams into your sanctuary, wondering why you aren’t out there looking at the...