New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

The paper. I kept looking for the piece of paper. The crib sheet. The notes. Something written down that Bobby Ross was no doubt checking as he stood at the microphone, neatly coiffed, rattling off his coaching blueprint. Methodically, he outlined why he came here, how he operated, and the steps he would take to build a winner in Detroit. Surely he was working from a script, no? It was too logical. Too orderly. The Lions haven’t witnessed this kind of organization since the Silverdome crowd sang an on-key verse of “Another One Bites the Dust.”

New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

For Once, Lions Act Like Good Team With Ross

Week after week during this past football season, I would walk into ESPN and see the grinning faces of analysts Joe Theisman and Sterling Sharpe.

“How ’bout those Lions?” they would yell, and then break up laughing.

They would shake their heads, ask me about the latest embarrassment, then ask me to explain again how Wayne Fontes kept his job. And then they’d laugh some more.

They are not laughing this morning. They are nodding in admiration. That is the first thing Bobby Ross brings the Lions. He’s legit. Everyone stops laughing.

New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

WITH YOUR HELP

A thank-you.Since my column about Deshawn Chatman — a young basketball player coping with his mother’s drug addiction — ran in the Free Press last month, people have done some incredibly generous things. These range from a woman who sent blankets...
New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

Last True Sports Fan Can’T Take It Anymore

The Last True Sports Fan was ready to die. He stood on the bridge, peering down into the icy waters. His hood was up, his coat was long and tattered. I recognized him by the tattered baseball glove and the broken transistor radio still hooked to his ear.

“Stop!” I yelled, running from my car. “Don’t jump!”

“Why not?” he whispered.

His face was old and sad. There were faded trading cards in his pockets and a cardboard sign that read “Go Dodgers!” under his arm. The word
“Brooklyn” had been crossed out.

“Have you got any money?” I asked.

New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

Fontes Out Like A Lamblions Coach Had Every Chance;The Team Got . . . One Playoff Win

On the day after Christmas, when many Americans trade in their unwanted merchandise, the Lions traded in their coach, Wayne Fontes.

There will be no refund.

The Lions get nothing back for this wasted year, a year in which a truly talented team finished dead last in its division. They get nothing back for any of the eight seasons in which they may have been good enough to contend for a title, but were outsmarted, out-prepared or simply too confused by the Fontes regime to win.

New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

Fontes’ Favorite Christmas Carols

The Lions play their last game of the season tonight, and then we find out just how much Christmas spirit Wayne Fontes can count on.

Fontes and owner William Clay Ford have always had a good relationship, but a season like 1996 could make Romeo and Juliet sleep in separate bedrooms.

So perhaps Wayne is looking to tweak Mr. Ford’s holiday cheer. Why, I can just envision their meeting Christmas Eve, when Wayne will suggest — before they do anything rash — that they share a few Christmas carols.

Christmas carols?

New Lions Coach Looks Like A Perfect Fitno Madness, Just Method

When Home Isn’T So Sweet The Story Of One Detroit Teenager’S Courageous Fightagainst Drugs And Ga

Deshawn Chatman was tired of watching his mother do crack, tired of the smell, the little white pellets, the way she lit up from the four-burner stove in their kitchen. He was tired of finding her incoherent on the couch, her eyes glassed over, too high even to speak to him. So one day last spring he quit the thing he loved the most, the Cooley High basketball team, and he walked the few blocks to his small, decaying, red brick house on the northwest side of Detroit.