Even Streisand Needed This Teacher

Even Streisand Needed This Teacher

He almost always has a cigarette in his mouth, if not that, a sucking candy, and he walks around the room blowing smoke or making tongue-clucking sounds and listening, always listening, because that is what a good teacher does. Listens. Now and then, he’ll interrupt with a correction, or write something down, maybe show you how to play it. He makes it seem simple, and when you get frustrated, he’ll blow a cloud of smoke, grin and say, “Relax. It takes two or three weeks to become a jazz musician.”

Even Streisand Needed This Teacher

WOMAN WAS KILLED FOR HER GOODNESS

I came home the other day to find my garage strangely empty. The bicycles were gone, the golf clubs and tennis rackets were missing. It took a few hazy moments before it hit me: I’d been robbed.This has happened before. And the initial reaction is always the...
Even Streisand Needed This Teacher

Dweebs, Proms Go Hand In Hand

Wait a minute, teenagers. Not so fast. Come back here with that fashion article printed in this very newspaper just two days ago, the one with the headline “PROM-ising Alternatives” that dealt with new ways to dress for your high school prom without looking traditional, which is to say, a dweeb.

Gimme that paper!

riiip . . . swiiip . . . shrshhh . . .

There now.

Even Streisand Needed This Teacher

Scars From The Past Would Heal With Cup

Steve Yzerman looks like hell. Or as much as a heartthrob can look like hell. The left side of his face has a red mark from forehead to chin — “a glove cut,” he says — and his pouty upper lip still has the vertical scar from 30 stitches, turning it purple and slightly swollen.

Even Streisand Needed This Teacher

Detroit Fans Get A Breather – Till Saturday

First the shot, which made a thudding sound as it hit Chris Osgood’s pads. Then the swish, as several Red Wings skated the other way. Then the swelling roar, as Dino Ciccarelli surged ahead of a defender, puck on his stick. Then the explosion, as Ciccarelli flicked a shot past the sprawling San Jose goalie, Arturs Irbe, for a Detroit goal, its sixth of the night.

Blowout.

Blow out.