Fans Caught In Grip Of Stanley Cup Fever

Fans Caught In Grip Of Stanley Cup Fever

You are calm. You are serene. You are a perfectly mature adult who is not the least bit worried that tonight could mark the quick death of a once promising hockey season. Not at all.

“Coffee?” asks your spouse.

“COFFEY? WHAT ABOUT COFFEY? DON’T TELL ME HE GOT HURT! THAT’S ALL WE NEED! HOW DID HE GET HURT? BLAST IT! CURSES! RATS! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!”

Your spouse runs upstairs. Must be having a bad day.

Not you. You are fine. You are at peace. You go to work, enter your office, nod at your colleagues.

One of them says, “How’s things?”

Fans Caught In Grip Of Stanley Cup Fever

This Can’T Be How Isiah Wanted To Go

You can’t run your own farewell party. Sometimes, you can’t even attend it. Today, in his house in Bloomfield Hills, crutches by his side, heel in a splint, Isiah Thomas no doubt realizes this.

And it must bother him. He had hoped for a better ending, a cleansing rinse on his long career, dotted toward the end with unanswered questions, bad press, injuries, and snickers from longtime critics.

Fans Caught In Grip Of Stanley Cup Fever

CITY NEEDS THIS KIND OF LIFE MORE OFTEN

A city.Mobs of people spilling out of corner hamburger joints, noisy pubs, open-doored restaurants. Lines for souvenirs. Lines for bathrooms. Taxi cabs stopping, passengers stepping out.A city.A traffic cop directing streams of pedestrians, whistles between his teeth,...
Fans Caught In Grip Of Stanley Cup Fever

Baited Tv Guest Turns The Tables

Once upon a time, when you asked someone for an interview, you didn’t plan on calling him names.

Then again, once upon a time, we used leeches to cure the common cold.

Times have changed. So it didn’t surprise me when an NFL quarterback named Jim Everett went on a cable talk show last week, and the host insultingly called him “Chris” — as in Chris Evert, the female tennis player — not once, not twice, but three times.

“I’ll bet you don’t call me that again,” the quarterback warned.

“I’ll bet I do,” the host said.

He smirked.

“Chris,” he said.

Fans Caught In Grip Of Stanley Cup Fever

Razorback’S Road To Nowhere Leads To Final Four

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — The big lie began every morning, with the book bag he carried and the clothes he wore. He would eat breakfast, kiss his mother good-bye, make like he was going to school, then not go to school at all. He would go to a gym and play ball. All day. When one gym closed, he would go to another. In between, he’d sit in parks and stare at the sky.