I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

LOS ANGELES — Sinbad, the comedian, took the envelope, broke the seal, and read aloud:

“And the winner, for best original song, is . . . “

My hands were sweating. My heart raced. How embarrassing! A few months back, when someone called to say a song I had written had been nominated for a Cable Ace Award, my reaction was more noble: I laughed. Cable? Awards? I kept thinking of this “Saturday Night Live” skit, in which a man bursts on stage to accept “Best Weather Map.”

“I want to thank my mother!” he gushes. “People said this couldn’t be done.
. . . “

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

Don’T Blame Voskuil For Giving It A Shot

James Voskuil pulled a crewneck sweater over his head and ran a fist through his wet hair. He had thought about a quick exit after that last shot, while the fans and reporters were still inside and stunned. He had thought about “just running up the tunnel and going straight out the door, into the 20- degree weather, going home.” He laughed now at the thought. He didn’t run out the door, because kids do that, and he is no longer a kid.

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

Tv: The Next-Worst Thing To Being There

And now — after two straight days of TV football — random thoughts from my brain:

“Like a rock . . . Mike Ditka, thanks for joining us . . . It’s one tough motor oil! . . . They’ll start from their 20 . . . Mike Ditka, thanks for joining us” . . . “four-wide, three front, two-deep, one back” . . . I was 18, didn’t have a care . . . Mike Ditka, thanks for joining us . . . they have to respect the run . . . they have to respect the pass . . . Like a rock . . . they have to respect the special teams . . . Have you driven a Fooorrd . . .
“TOUCHDOWN!” . . . lately?”

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

Unfortunately, Few Knew Diz, Nureyev

Dizzy is dead. He blew notes around the melody. He blew notes around the world. He was blowing them almost up till his death by cancer in a New Jersey hospital last week. And when he died, the music he made with his trumpet was replaced by another sound: applause. First from his friends, then his co- workers, then his country, then the world. It would turn, quickly, into a standing ovation, headlines, TV news stories, old footage, verbal tributes. It was the loudest the world had ever cheered him.

All he had to do was die.

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

Money’S Fine; Fielder Savors The Embrace

From those dirty summers in downtown Los Angeles, when he unloaded watermelons from a supermarket truck, now to this: Gray pinstripe suit. Wife in a fur coat. A contract worth $36 million to play a game many would play for free. And you know the thing that made the biggest impression on Cecil Fielder as he sat before the lights and microphones in the Detroit Tigers’ conference room? This is what made the biggest impression:

Somebody wants me.

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

The $36-Million Manmoney’S Fine; Fielder Savors The Embrace

From those dirty summers in downtown Los Angeles, when he unloaded watermelons from a supermarket truck, now to this: Gray pinstripe suit. Wife in a fur coat. A contract worth $36 million to play a game many would play for free. And you know the thing that made the biggest impression on Cecil Fielder as he sat before the lights and microphones in the Detroit Tigers’ conference room? This is what made the biggest impression:

They want me. They really want me.

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

Ditka Out; Schembechler In?Bo In Touch With Bears

Could Bo be a Bear?

Sources confirm that Bo Schembechler was in contact with the Chicago Bears on Tuesday evening, just hours after coach Mike Ditka was fired.

The Bears reportedly expressed interest in the possibility of replacing the near-legendary Ditka with Schembechler, who totes his own legendary baggage.

“At the present time, I am not a candidate for the job,” Schembechler said

when reached at his home in Ann Arbor. “But if the Bears are seriously interested in someone like me coaching their team, then I would certainly be interested in talking to them.”

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

Wheatley Legs It For U-M His 3 Tds Win The Roses For Michigan

PASADENA, Calif. — Suddenly, the grass had turned to track, the football to a baton, and he was back in his lane, chugging his arms and lifting his legs and leaving them all in the dust. Tyrone Wheatley was gone, baby, he was cape and boots, nobody would touch him. The crowd was roaring and the TV announcers were gushing and the end zone was getting closer and closer, he was going in — he was going in! — the longest run in the history of the Rose Bowl, 88 yards of gobbled grass, and nobody knew that he was doing it all on one leg. The right leg.

I Didn’T Lose — It Just Feels That Way

Michigan Memories Of Five Forgotten Seniorsu-M Memories Of Forgotten Seniors

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — On the last day of the year, and the day before their college football careers end, I’d like you to meet five guys you’ve never heard of. Sometimes, I think their coaches never heard of them either.

They do not start. Some back up the backups. One guy never got in a game in four years.

They are about to leave Michigan. The Rose Bowl will be their swan song —

and if any of them get in the game, it will be big news. But where you would expect bitterness, you don’t hear it. Where you would expect anger, there is none.