How Can One Beat Five?Just Watch Mr. Jordan

How Can One Beat Five?Just Watch Mr. Jordan

CHICAGO — By the end, he was leading them all, his teammates, the fans, even the referees, marching them like a crazed army toward the end of his personal rainbow. Michael Jordan was taking over the game. Bank shot, good! Lay-up, good! Jump shot, good! “Here I am,” he seemed to say to the Pistons’ defenders, “try and stop me.”

How Can One Beat Five?Just Watch Mr. Jordan

We Expect Too Much From Morris, Sparky

Somewhere along the line, we forget that they are human. We figure they will be there forever, or until they willingly retire to the broadcast booth or the Hall of Fame. Whatever takes them out, it will be something more than pain or exhaustion, right? That’s for us common folk.

If you had to pick two faces you would most expect to see on a late spring day inside the Tigers’ clubhouse, whose would they be? 1) Sparky Anderson — at 55, arguably baseball’s finest manager, and 2) Jack Morris, 34, the star attraction pitcher, the longest-tenured Tiger.

How Can One Beat Five?Just Watch Mr. Jordan

While Pistons Wait, A Rap To Contemplate

I am concerned. I am worried. I think the Pistons have too much time on their hands. They swept Boston. They sat. They swept Milwaukee. They sit.

What to do? May I suggest . . . music. A new Pistons theme. I don’t know if Isiah can sing, or if Bill Laimbeer can dance (actually it’s a pretty safe bet that Laimbeer can’t dance), but a music video might be just the thing to pass the time. And it’s good for team spirit. For example: Ah-one, ah- two .
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