RED WINGS ARE CAUGHT STAR-GAZING

RED WINGS ARE CAUGHT STAR-GAZING

EDMONTON, Alberta — It was quick and silent murder. Played inside a sterile Northlands Coliseum — where an electronic voice has to urge the spoiled crowd to chant “Here we go, Oilers” — the Red Wings discovered what everyone had been...
RED WINGS ARE CAUGHT STAR-GAZING

Crystal Puck Says . . .It Will Go Seven

What’s gonna happen,” you ask, pacing the room in your Red Wings sweater.
“Will Yzerman play? Will Fuhr be beatable? Wings or Oilers? What’s gonna happen? I gotta know.”

“Well, OK,” I say, rubbing the crystal puck, “if you’ve gotta know . . .

RED WINGS ARE CAUGHT STAR-GAZING

Fast-Talking Salley Slicker On The Court?

When John Salley was a kid in Brooklyn, he would go door to door on Saturday mornings with members of his church.

“Good morning,” he would say, when someone answered the bell. “My name is

John Salley. I’m with Jehovah’s Witness. We’re have these two magazines, they’re going for a small price of 10 cents apiece, and–“

“Get lost.”

“I gave already.”

“No!”

Two hours. Every Saturday. When noon came, he was free. He dashed home to his family’s apartment in the projects near Jamaica Bay. Off with the shoes. On with the sneakers.

RED WINGS ARE CAUGHT STAR-GAZING

This Arena Football Simply Too Weird

I have a new job. I just found out. I am now the official Sports Writer Of The Weird And Strange. I learned this as I was getting ready for Thursday night’s NBA playoff game between the Pistons and the Bullets.

“Change of plans,” said my boss. “You’re covering opening night of the Detroit Drive.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“Arena football. The 50-yard war. New sport.”

“I beg your pardon?”

RED WINGS ARE CAUGHT STAR-GAZING

Lion’S Jackpot: Blades, Spielman Lions Tame Draft For A Change

You had to like this right away: Bennie Blades, the Lions’ No. 1 draft pick Sunday, took a jet from Miami, a helicopter from Metro Airport, a car from the parking lot, and now, 7 p.m., he was courtside at the Silverdome before the Pistons-76ers game, awaiting his introduction to the people of Detroit.

“Yo man, take some shots,” yelled Pistons forward John Salley over the blaring music.

RED WINGS ARE CAUGHT STAR-GAZING

LET’S TAKE A BALK ON THE WILD SIDE

THE LIVE ALBOM: * Well now, let’s– BALK!* begin wit– BALK! * some baseb– BALK! * Never mind. * Tiger Mike Henneman is strong in short elief. ButI enjoyed him as Chevy Chase in Comic Relief. * Listen. Please. I’d rather not talk about...