Hungry For Picks? Bet The House . . . Bet The Farm

Hungry For Picks? Bet The House . . . Bet The Farm

I would like to write something funny and witty and entertaining and insightful to top my picks for this week, but I am stuck in line at a shopping mall, waiting to pay for a blender. I have been here since Thursday, and I am getting hungry.

So here are the picks.

LIONS 23, PACKERS 12: The Lions are at home. They are very happy. They strut around the Silverdome. “See this?” they say, “this is our turf. And see this? This is our bench. And see this? This is our Gatorade bucket.” They lean back and smile.”We cannot lose,” they say, “we are at home.”

Hungry For Picks? Bet The House . . . Bet The Farm

Two Lionhearted Heroes Have To Weight And See

The morning is cold and rainy. Wilbert Montgomery rises at 7, feeds his infant daughter, heads out. No breakfast. Billy Sims rises about the same time, makes a few phone calls, heads out. They meet in the training room, where shattered knees go for resurrection.

Once they were two of the best running backs in the NFL. Different teams. Same status. Montgomery shouldered a load that helped the Philadelphia Eagles to the Super Bowl in 1980. And Sims was the Detroit Lions. That simple.

Hungry For Picks? Bet The House . . . Bet The Farm

Kirk, Put It In The Want Ads:’My Team And I Are Through’

Poor Kirk Gibson.

A baseball star without a contract.

Nobody wants him. Except the Tigers. And he doesn’t want them. Not at their latest offer.

“Hard Times For Free Agents” read the cover of Sports Illustrated last week, above a photo of Gibson. He was looking angry.

Who’d have thought being talented, rich, and handsome could bring so many problems?

Well. I have a suggestion. It is time for action. It is time for Kirk to do as any businessman would. When supply exceeds demand, there is only one answer.

Hungry For Picks? Bet The House . . . Bet The Farm

Td That Wasn’T Burns Lions

FOXBORO, Mass. — “That was the play that beat us, man. Right there. That play was the game.”

Thirty minutes after the Lions’ devastating 23-6 loss to New England Sunday, free safety Demetrious Johnson still was fuming over his interception return for a touchdown that was called back by the officials. More than any other single play, it determined the fortunes of this game.

It was late in the third quarter, Patriots ball second-and- eight from their 38. Quarterback Tony Eason dropped back to pass, and Johnson recognized the play as a tight-end option route.