Detroit Free Press

NEW YORK -- He has had these days before, days where he comes out and plays like the Boy King. And the perfect thing, when this happens, would be if Aaron Krickstein's brain just blew a fuse and he was left with only his body and his racket. Then he could continue doing whatever he is doing, doing his best stuff, which, in the second set of the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open on Thursday was simply this: beating the shorts off defending champion Boris Becker.

SHRIEEEEEK!All right, you coaches, listen up! This here's our annual coaching convention, and I'm here to coach ...

NEW YORK -- Now everyone is behind him, even the people who used to think he was a little snot. That's what ...

Sometimes I wonder whether television is covering the same world as the rest of us.In the world we live in, Saddam Hussein is, at best, a political tyrant. At worst, he's a raving lunatic. Nowhere -- at least nowhere that I know of -- is he considered a prize.Except in the land of TV.

CINCINNATI -- He began his NFL career by fumbling the snap, then picking up the ball and throwing it anyhow. The ...

After awhile, even journalists get tired of bad news. It seems as if every time you pick up a paper, the stories are shocking, depressing or disgusting. And that's just the sports pages.Wouldn't it be nice if, just once, you could control the news flow? Then we might see stories such as these: