Was It Luck — Or Divine Intervention?

Was It Luck — Or Divine Intervention?

And now for the Lions’ newest weapon:

Prayer.

“The good Lord did it,” said Luther Ellis.

“I know I found religion,” said Brett Perriman.

“Somebody wanted us to have a break,” said Van Malone.

What they were talking about, of course, was the last play of Sunday’s game, a play that had “fade to black” written all over it. The Seattle Seahawks were lined up for a very makable 42-yard field goal that would have sent the Lions to their fifth straight loss, swallowed their meager playoff hopes, and assured them a spot in the Waste Of Talent Hall of Fame.

Was It Luck — Or Divine Intervention?

LIKE OLD TIMES, EXCEPT FOR ENDING

In the locker room before the game, Rick Mahorn sat in the corner, holding a cup of coffee, the old evil smile creasing his face. On the large TV screen, silent footage flashed of the night’s opponent, the Chicago Bulls. Mahorn rolled his eyes, sipped from his...
Was It Luck — Or Divine Intervention?

APATHY REMAINS, SO MESSAGE IS THE SAME

Note: I was terribly disturbed by a report that showed 30 percent of Americans would rather shop on Tuesday than vote for president. Four years ago, I wrote the following poem about apathy. Although I have racked my brain for a new way to say it, this might be the...
Was It Luck — Or Divine Intervention?

Tgi Football

HUT ONE: Finally, it’s upon us, the annual Michigan- Michigan State game, where Spartans fans accuse Wolverines fans of being rich, spoiled, candy-panted dweebs, and Wolverines fans retort, “Run along, Sparty, time to chew your cud.”

* HUT TWO: In games like these, of course, the trash talk at the line of scrimmage can be very entertaining:

Was It Luck — Or Divine Intervention?

FEARLESS PREDICTIONS

Corky MeineckeIt won’t be as much fun — how can it be, with Allan Houston’s pretty jumper residing in New York? — but there’s no reason why the Pistons can’t win another 46 games and qualify for the playoffs. Trouble is, they still...