Bald Is-Beautiful Nba’S Latest Bad Fad

Bald Is-Beautiful Nba’S Latest Bad Fad

It is not my place, as a travel-weary journalist with a clanking jump shot, to offer sky-walking, world-famous, unspeakably rich professional basketball players a hair-styling tip.

But I’ll do it anyhow.

Yo. NBA.

What’s with all the bald heads?

I go to a Pistons game last weekend, I’m lost. I can’t tell half the players apart. Bald. Bald. Bald. It’s like a Hare Krishna convention.

No less than six, count ’em, six totally hairless Pistons. Half the team. And I’m not including Ron Rothstein, who is losing his hair the old-fashioned way, though stress.

Bald Is-Beautiful Nba’S Latest Bad Fad

Rumors Only Reach Finish Line in Iditarod

IDITAROD DIARY, CHAPTER 11:

In which we learn absolutely nothing, except that someone night be dead out there. NOME, Alaska — And the winner is . . .

Nobody?

“Have you heard anything?” someone asked in the confused race headquarters on Front Street, where this grueling Iditarod dogsled race was supposed to have ended already — and I was supposed to be heading back to Planet Earth. “What’s the latest?”

Bald Is-Beautiful Nba’S Latest Bad Fad

Rose’S ‘Friends’ Didn’T Do Him Any Favors

Maybe you are lucky enough not to live in the low end of the city, and so the idea of being some place where drugs are used, or sold, or both, still seems shocking. It isn’t. It happens all the time in Detroit. So it is really no jolt that Jalen Rose, a city kid, a Detroit kid, was in a house where drugs were found last October. This does not make him an addict. Or a user. Or a dealer. He is none of those things. He is a city kid who has friends, old friends, from way before he wore that maize and blue uniform, and some of those friends are involved with drugs.

Bald Is-Beautiful Nba’S Latest Bad Fad

Big Mike’S Best Effort Not Enough

Mike Peplowski deserved better than this. He had the scars, and he put in the years. No way a Spartan like him should have to exit the greatest rivalry of his college career on the short end, while two young Wolverine players, Ray Jackson and Chris Webber, danced on the scorer’s table, shaking their hips and leading the crowd in a wave. Peplowski looked down. He kept walking.

Bald Is-Beautiful Nba’S Latest Bad Fad

BIG MIKE BROUGHT FUN TO THE GAME

Mike Peplowski deserved better than this. He had the years. He had the scars. No way a guy like him should have to exit the greatest rivalry of his career not only on the losing team, not only after a crushing overtime defeat, but while two enemy players, Ray Jackson...
Bald Is-Beautiful Nba’S Latest Bad Fad

JACKSON DESERVES HIGH 5 FOR TUESDAY

He calls himself the fifth wheel, or “Fab Four plus one,” and he sits most often on the edge of the spotlight, as the ESPN cameras zoom in on his more celebrated teammates. Few people know that Ray Jackson was every bit as famous back in Austin, Texas, as...