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Back To Business Pistons Punch In For A Labor Of Love

One by one they pushed the door open and reacquainted themselves with destiny. Joe Dumars, as usual, was first man in. He took a seat by his locker, with his trademark can of Coke, and his trademark disc player and headphones. He had his trademark book, a novel. At his feet, as usual, sat two of the young Pistons ball boys. They were opening his mail.

“Somebody wants you to test-drive drive a Rolls-Royce,” said one, reading the invitation.

“A Rolls-Royce?” said Dumars, not looking up.

‘Yeah. ‘We want you to experience the luxury of our . . . um . . . ‘ ”

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Talk About Out Spoken Red Wings’ Burr Doesn’T Mind Speaking His Mind

“Holy Motormouth, Batman!”

Jimmy Carson, when asked to describe Shawn Burr

He was 2 years old when he first heard the voices. They came from downstairs. Laughing. Talking. Beautiful noise. He had to find it. He pulled himself over his crib and wandered down the steps.

“Shawn, what are you doing down here?” his parents said. They laughed and apologized to their guests. They carried the baby upstairs. Into the crib. Kiss goodnight.

Five minutes later, he was back.

“Shawn, what are you doing out again?”

Up the stairs. Into the crib.

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Gotta Talk Red Wings’ Burr Doesn’T Mind Speaking His Mind

“Holy Motormouths, Batman!”

Jimmy Carson, when asked to describe Shawn Burr

He was 2 years old when he first heard the voices. They came from downstairs. Laughing. Talking. All these wonderful sounds. He had to join them. He pulled himself over his crib and wandered down the steps.

“Shawn, what are you doing down here?” his parents said. They laughed and apologized to their guests. They carried their baby upstairs. In the crib. Kiss goodnight.

Five minutes later, he was back.

“Shawn, what are you doing out again?”

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THIS JILTED HOUSE IS A HOME NO MORE

The house is not talking to me. She is upset. I cannot blame her.”Forgive me,” I say.She says nothing.”I was confused,” I say. She says nothing.She is gone, the house. She is no longer mine. A few weeks ago, in a well-lit office with lots of...
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It’S Clear What We See In Waters

I guess we ought to talk about this Andre Waters guy, since everybody else is. Dan Dierdorf of “Monday Night Football” pretty much nailed the Philadelphia safety to the wall, calling him a “cheap-shot artist” and saying there’s “no place for that kind of stuff in the NFL.” The league, meanwhile, fined Waters $10,000 for cheap-shot tackles. All around the NFL, Waters is known as the kind of guy who would shake your hand and slam his knee into your groin.

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Red-Letter Day For Underdogscincinnati Steals A’S Series Hopes,And Everything Else

Oakland Calif. –They had already stolen Oakland’s crown, Oakland’s reputation, and Oakland’s thunder. Now the Cincinnati Reds were taking Oakland’s stadium. One by one they came bursting from the dugout like enemy soldiers storming the castle, to the raucous applause of about 300 Cincinnati boosters — the only fans left in the Coliseum. It was like a private party late Saturday night. Simply Reds. And soon, the field was a small ocean of Reds jackets, Reds hats, Reds T- shirts.

Red October.

“Ri-jo! Ri-jo!”

“Sa-bo! Sa-bo!”

“MARGE!”

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OAKLAND’S STEWART IS A GENUINE MVP

OAKLAND — There was an awkward moment here a few weeks ago, after the A’s won the pennant. Dave Stewart, their star pitcher, was brought to the interview podium along with American League president Bobby Brown. At least 300 journalists were crushed in a...