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I Took The Low Road To The British Open

ST. ANDREWS, Scotland — Before I get to my newest favorite athlete and my personal choice to win this year’s British Open, a golfer who is allergic to grass, I want to tell you about an exciting new travel experience: sitting on a highway, waiting for a Scottish tow truck!

Sounds great, huh? This is how I spent much of my first day here Wednesday, after my rent-a-car broke down somewhere between The Firth of Forth and The Fifth of Schnapps.

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EDBERG-BECKER: SKILL AT EXPENSE OF DRAMA

WIMBLEDON, England — Well, ladies and gents, thanks for tuning in to another edition of the BBC series, “Boris and Stefan Do Wimbledon,” in which we learn that Stefan is really (gasp) Tom Jones. Yes. Did you see him peel off his shirt and throw it to...
NEW LYRICS SOLUTION TO BARR’S FOUL BAWL

Finally, Martina Gets Starring Role

WIMBLEDON — In a good play, the secondary characters peel away, one at a time, taking their bows, until the star of the show is left alone in the applause. This is how it should be. This is how it was Saturday afternoon, under warm and cloudy skies at Centre Court, Wimbledon. Martina Navratilova shook hands with history, solo at last, and took her bows.