Top Dogs Of Tennis Hounded By Pups

Top Dogs Of Tennis Hounded By Pups

WIMBLEDON, England — I am sitting with a yellow pad in the shade at an empty tennis court. I am trying to figure out where I went wrong as a child.

“Kindergarten?” I ask myself, nibbling at the pencil. “If I had only cut out kindergarten. Or bedtime stories. . . . “

I have just finished watching Michael Chang play at Wimbledon. I have just finished listening to Chang conduct a post-match press conference. I have been watching Chang for days here at Wimbledon. This is my overriding impression:

How old is this kid?

Top Dogs Of Tennis Hounded By Pups

NOW MINUS THE BEAST, MCENROE STILL CHEEKY

WIMBLEDON, England — To tell the truth I always liked John McEnroe, and this, to some people, is like admitting you eat garbage. McEnroe was a brat, foulmouthed, temperamental, but I am a sports fan, I watch baseball and football. I am used to such things.The...
Top Dogs Of Tennis Hounded By Pups

OVERHEARD AT AN OVAL OFFICE SALUTE

It’s not that I wouldn’t like to meet the President. But I figure, hey, why make the trip? I already know what will happen when the Pistons visit the White House today. . . . In the Rose Garden. . . . JOHN SALLEY (huddled in the corner with the President):...
Top Dogs Of Tennis Hounded By Pups

Not Bad, Boys!Pistons Sweep Lakers For First Title

INGLEWOOD, Calif. — In the end, there would be no denying them; they wanted this more than life itself. No more waiting. No more excuses. The Pistons were storming the throne room, grabbing the basketball, stealing it, owning it, banking it off glass, slamming it through the rim, counting the seconds until destiny lifted her veil and gave them that long-awaited kiss, smack on the lips.

One-two-three-four.

Champions.

Top Dogs Of Tennis Hounded By Pups

Daly’S Glass Is Finally Fullcoach Deserves His Champagne Tonight

INGLEWOOD, Calif. — Wouldn’t it be funny if beneath that crusty exterior, those dagger eyes, those tightly crossed arms that look as if they’ll squeeze the heart from his chest, beneath those throaty screams, that pounding on the table, the slap on the forehead as he collapses in his chair, beneath the pacing feet and the churning stomach and that look to the heavens whenever Dennis Rodman makes a boo-boo that seems to say, “Why me, Lord? What did I ever do to you?” — wouldn’t it be funny if beneath all that, Chuck Daly was really . . . an optimist?

Top Dogs Of Tennis Hounded By Pups

Salley-Wood Piston Overpowers Tinseltown

LOS ANGELES — And here comes Richard Pryor. He walks over, grabs John Salley’s hand and begins to shake it. A photographer requests a picture, and the two men turn toward the camera.

“Spider maaan,” says Pryor, looking not at Salley but straight at the lens, “you Detroit guys are taking care of business.”

“Yeah, we are,” says Salley, also looking straight ahead.

“You’re kickin’ some butt,” says Pryor.

“Thanks, Richard.”

“Takin’ care of biddd-ness!”

“Yeah, Richard.”

“I lost 50 bucks on you, man.”

“Sorry, Richard.”

Click, click.