Hey, Coach! What Aboutthe Team You Left Behind?

Hey, Coach! What Aboutthe Team You Left Behind?

The Michigan basketball players walked slowly to the airport gate, some talking, some joking, some, like Rumeal Robinson, wearing headphones to tune out the world. If you expected anger, grief — well, there was none. No tears. They had lost their coach to a better offer, they had been stiffed two days before their biggest tournament, but if they learned anything from Bill Frieder, Papa Hoops, who had kissed them good-bye on the evening news, it was to take care of yourself, baby.

Hey, Coach! What Aboutthe Team You Left Behind?

Tigers: For Fun’S Sake, Please Save The Wales

LAKELAND, Fla. — “The weirdest thing,” says Jim Walewander, ripping open a miniature box of Cheerios, “was when one of these guys asked me for an autograph. What should I write? ‘Good luck in taking my job’?”

We are sitting in the dimly lit cafeteria of the Tigers’ minor league complex, surrounded by lanky, young baseball players. We are eating breakfast. Actually, Walewander is eating. I am watching.

“Milk,” he says, pouring some onto his cereal. “You got to conserve this stuff down here. You’re only allowed one glass per breakfast.”

Hey, Coach! What Aboutthe Team You Left Behind?

Keith Moreland Taking To Tigersafter Many Stops, Wants This To Be Last

LAKELAND, Fla. — If you cut him, he says, he will bleed burnt orange. Texas colors. Go Longhorns. Once upon a time, it was Saturday afternoon on the college football field, and 90,000 fans were roaring for him to knock the nasty out of those boys from Oklahoma, or Baylor, or Texas A&M. Push em back, shove em back — aw hell, just break their legs. “There is nothing,” admits Keith Moreland, “like Texas football.”

Hey, Coach! What Aboutthe Team You Left Behind?

Golf In The Clubhouse-A Fair Way To Return

LAKELAND, Fla. — Where have I been?

A) At Adrian Dantley’s house, cleaning up.

B) On vacation.

C) With Salman Rushdie.

If you guessed (A) you would be wrong. If you guessed (C) you would also be wrong, but you get credit for imagination. If you guessed (B) — “On vacation”
— aha! You were reading the newspaper in my absence!

And you would also be wrong.

Hey, Coach! What Aboutthe Team You Left Behind?

For Probert, No More Hidinghe’S Arrested, Yet No One Looks Clean

He finally hit bottom in the cold dawn of Thursday morning, when a U.S. customs agent made him drop his pants and watched a packet of cocaine fall out of his underwear. Standing there, in a windowless room at the American border, alone, about to be charged with drug smuggling, Bob Probert was no longer a hockey player. He was no longer a Detroit Red Wing. He was no longer some tragic hero to the boozy faithful at Joe Louis Arena, who all along have continued to chant, “Hey, leave Probert alone!”

He was a criminal suspect.

Arrested. Cuffed. And led away.

Hey, Coach! What Aboutthe Team You Left Behind?

RODMAN HITS HEIGHTS AND GETS THE REBOUND

I see him leaping into trees to save lost cats. I see him leaping onto skyscrapers to pick flowers from the penthouse. I look in the sky and it is not a bird, it is not Bird, it is . . . Dennis Rodman.Rebounding Machine.”How do you account for this?” I ask...