No Blackboard Jungle For Bill

No Blackboard Jungle For Bill

PALOS VERDES, Calif. — I am walking past the cliffs that drop into the Pacific Ocean. I am walking past the Corvettes, and the BMWs and the dark blue

Mercedeses. I am walking past the tennis courts and the long turquoise pool.

I am walking into Bill Laimbeer’s old high school.

His high school?

“Do people really go to class here?” I ask Laimbeer’s former coach, John Mihaljevich, 52, who greets me dressed in a red windbreaker, sunglasses, shorts and a deep tan. “Do they actually study, you know, math and science and all that?”

No Blackboard Jungle For Bill

Detroit Goes To La — And A Star Is Born

INGLEWOOD, Calif. — No problem, dude.

The lights? The cameras? The fast-paced LA action? Was all that supposed to bother the Pistons Tuesday night? Was it supposed to embarrass them, intimidate them, make them play like pretenders in Game 1 of this National Basketball Association final?

“Chill, baby,” the Pistons seemed to say as they jogged off the Forum court, having stunned the Lakers, 105-93, to draw first blood in this championship series. “What do you think? We never played basketball before?”

Mikey Is California Dreamin’

Mikey Is California Dreamin’

LOS ANGELES — This is your nightmare speaking, Los Angeles. This is your darkest fear. This is the voice of a city where men get their fingernails dirty, not polished, where cars are constructed, not leased, and where most adults — are you sitting down? Are you comfy in the hot tub? Got lots of bubbles? — work for a living.

Oh, god. Not that, huh?

Move over, LA. Detroit is coming. Book us a room, and put that crown in it
— the one the Lakers have worn for the last year as NBA champions. We’ll take that home, thank you. And maybe a few of those towels.

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It’S Tinseltown Vs. Motown In Finalpistons Outgrow Belief In Celt Magic

The hour was late, the game had long since ended, and the last fans were filing out of the Silverdome. Suddenly, Isiah Thomas, still in uniform, emerged from the Detroit locker room, walked down the tunnel — “That’s Isiah! Hey, ISIAH!” — and entered the room where the Boston Celtics were packing up. He had come to shake hands with the vanquished.

“Hey . . . ” he said, offering a palm to Dennis Johnson.

“Hey . . . ” said Johnson.

“Hey . . . ” he said to Danny Ainge.

“Nice going . . . ” said Ainge.

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Pistons! Yes! Move Over, Green Men: 95-90 Did It

At the buzzer, they hugged each other. Isn’t that the right reaction? You’re happy, you hug each other. You’re grateful, you hug each other. Joe Dumars was hugging John Salley and coach Chuck Daly was hugging assistant coach Dick Versace and Isiah Thomas was hugging Adrian Dantley at midcourt, as the crowd mobbed them both, hugging as if they’d never let each other go.

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Victory! Take That Boston! Pistons Go Up 3-2

BOSTON — In the end, they simply showed too much courage to lose. It’s that simple. The gods of fate who have been stealing these heartbreaking games from Detroit and handing them to Boston must have watched this one Wednesday night and finally said: “Enough. Even we can’t be this cruel.”

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TAKE THAT BOSTON! PISTONS WIN IN OT

BOSTON — In the end, they simply showed too much courage to lose. It’s that simple. The gods who have been stealing these heartbreaking games from Detroit and handing them to Boston for the last two years must have finally said: “Enough. Even we...
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One-Point Agony Nightmares Can Happen At Home, Too

And they say nightmares happen only in Boston Garden. Forget that. Here, as the buzzer sounded in a summer-hot Silverdome Monday afternoon, was Boston’s Danny Ainge, heaving a basketball high in celebration and pointing bleep-you fingers at the disbelieving crowd.

“YES! YES!” he shouted, his team suddenly alive again in this gut-twisting Eastern Conference final against the Pistons.

“No . . . no . . .” the crowd seemed to whisper.