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* Dallas 28, Detroit 13: I said I would pick the Lions every game until they proved me wrong. You saw last week? All bets are off.* San Francisco 30, LA Rams 10: You know, you just know, that Deion Sanders is going to run a kick back for a touchdown — then ask...
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THE THRILL ISN’T GONE

EAST LANSING — There’s an old joke that says college is a storehouse for knowledge, because the freshmen bring so much, and the seniors take away so little. Maybe that’s true — until you meet Mill Coleman. Here’s a kid who came in with a...
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THE HUDDLE: INS AND OUTS

Ho hum. Another week, another upset of Notre Dame. Let’s start today’s huddle by giving Instant Huddle Membership to two new faces: Todd (Is God) Collins and Remy (Is Also God) Hamilton. You two made so many people happy Saturday, I’m not even going...
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PLAYERS, OWNERS THINK DIFFERENTLY

This weekend, baseball’s players and owners are meeting in New York in a last-ditch effort to save the season. The strike is now a month old, and the average fan can’t understand why, with all these meetings, they can’t even come close to a...
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Irish Eyes Smiling, Until U-M Pays Visit

If today were 100 years ago, we would have duels wherever you looked, people turning their backs, walking 10 paces and shooting each other. One would wear maize ‘n’ blue, the other blue and gold. Of course, the maize and blue would be better shots . . .

OK. I say that because I live here. And here is Michigan. No doubt, at this very moment, some columnist in South Bend is writing a crack aboutU-M, assuming he has learned how to write.

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Our Weekly Huddle Sorts Out The Muddle

THE HUDDLE:

All right, HUDDLE UP! Throw your arms around one another and lean in. We are here to answer questions from the football weekend. We are here to call the play for next week’s games. We are here to–

Would you mind getting off my foot?

WHAT’S THE PLAY?

Wait a minute. I’m thinking.

While you’re thinking, Huddle, I gotta tell ya, I am so geeked on the Lions! I am psyched! This is the year, baby! We’re thunderin’! We’re smokin’! We’re cookin’! I’m in the ZON —

Turn your radio down. Take a sedative.

Hey, Huddle, can I get in?