Enough! Bulls Have It All Over Everybody

Enough! Bulls Have It All Over Everybody

INGLEWOOD, Calif. — The question is no longer can the Bulls win it, or will they win it, or, when they win it, will Michael Jordan wind up with more money than OPEC? No. The question is now: Why are we waiting until Wednesday to finish this thing? Even Dyan Cannon can tell you these NBA Finals are history, done, stick a fork in them. Michael Jordan and his CapaBulls will not be beaten, not by challengers, not by defending champions, not even by all those yellow banners hanging from the Forum walls.

Enough! Bulls Have It All Over Everybody

PAIN, CRUTCHES CAST NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE

I was the healthy one. That was my role. My mother nearly died from an allergic reaction to penicillin. My father suffered a kidney stone. My older sister was rushed to the hospital during her pregnancy, fibroid tumors threatening to choke off her unborn child. My kid...
Enough! Bulls Have It All Over Everybody

Great Game! Magic Act! Error Jordan!

CHICAGO — As a Detroiter I must admit that watching Michael Jordan’s last-second jumper spin out of the basket into the hand of an LA Laker, and catching Jordan’s frown which seemed to say, “Miss? I don’t miss. How could I miss?” and hearing the Chicago crowd fall deathly silent as the Lakers jogged off the court with a Game 1 victory, and seeing the Bulls droop their shoulders and slink away, as if to say “Lose? We don’t lose.

Enough! Bulls Have It All Over Everybody

AN ENDORSEMENT FOR MICHAEL VS. MAGIC

I can’t be sure how these NBA Finals between Chicago and LA — a.k.a. Michael vs. Magic — are going to go.But I have a pretty good idea . . . * Game 1, Chicago: In a pre-game interview on NBC, Jordan insists that “nothing has changed just...
Enough! Bulls Have It All Over Everybody

Good-Bye To Glory Pistons Shed Dream Of 3Rd Title, But Not Tears

One by one, they walked off the court, surrendering the title like old sheriffs turning in their badges. Joe Dumars dropped on a table and tossed his head back. Isiah Thomas hugged Bill Laimbeer. Dennis Rodman, who looked stunned enough to cry, found Vinnie Johnson and slapped his hands. Then, with a few seconds left on the clock, they exited the Palace floor together, the deposed kings, heading down the tunnel where their wives stood clapping in the echoing silence.

Say good-bye to glory.

No tears.

Enough! Bulls Have It All Over Everybody

Murray Keeps Us Guessing, Laughing

Great. As if Michael Jordan wasn’t enough, now we’ve got to deal with Bill Murray? That’s right. Bill Murray. The actor. The comedian. Mr. Ghostbuster himself . . .

A Bulls fan?

He told me so. The other day. Said he might just show up at a Detroit-Chicago playoff game, ready to taunt the Pistons. “Maybe I’ll wear one of those Bill Laimbeer masks,” he said. “You know, I heard Laimbeer never really suffered a cheek injury. He’s just having his face lifted. It’s true. He’s getting redone so he can do TV work when he’s finished with basketball.”