DON’T CALL HIM HOBBS; JUST CALL HIM HOBBLING

Shape In A Drape Gets No Respect From A’S

OAKLAND, Calif. — It is not for me, as a sports writer with ketchup stains on his shirt and a screaming editor on the other end of the phone, to take sides in this World Series. But I am. Taking sides. Actually, I’m taking a front. Rick Reuschel’s front. Actually, just the part from his chest to his belt. I like it. Reminds me of my Uncle Mort, the pickle man from Baltimore.

DON’T CALL HIM HOBBS; JUST CALL HIM HOBBLING

FANS, ‘TIS SEASON FOR ALL SEASONS

It occurs to me that we are entering that magical time of year when every major sport on the face of the planet is in motion. We have baseball (the World Series), basketball (exhibition season), hockey (regular season, which might as well be an exhibition season),...
DON’T CALL HIM HOBBS; JUST CALL HIM HOBBLING

THESE 2 MITCHES WERE ITCHING FOR PITCHING

SAN FRANCISCO — Here I sit, brokenhearted, came for Mitch, he never got started.It is the middle of the fourth game of the National League playoffs, and all around, Candlestick fans are going crazy. Over in Oakland, they are toasting their new champions, the...
DON’T CALL HIM HOBBS; JUST CALL HIM HOBBLING

End Of Innocence Friends Haunted By Deaths Of Ionia Teens

IONIA — He didn’t see the bodies. Not when he arrived. Just the car, a 1972 Chevy Malibu, parked right where the phone call said it was, on a tractor path just off Frank Road. State Trooper Jim Rogers got out of his squad car and sighed. “Probably some guy fell asleep,” he figured. Happens all the time. It was, after all, Saturday morning, and most people don’t leave their vehicles overnight in a deserted field with the motor running.

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Don’T Pick Against Craig

Pop quiz. Here’s the question:

1. Roger Craig is:

A) A baseball manager.

B) A running back.

C) The same person, in different shoes.

The answer, of course, is C), which explains why, when Craig talked to his pitcher in Saturday night’s National League playoff game, he said:
“X-screen red on three, ready, break!!”