DREAMING OF THE SHOW (AND A RIDE) IN FAYETTEVILLEIN THE MINOR LEAGUES, GETTING THERE IS HALF THE BATTLE

Peete: Better Late Than Neverlions’ Rookie Savors Chance To Play In Nfl

Once upon a time — last year, I believe — when Rodney Peete got the measles, the whole country got the measles. He would flick on the hospital TV and see updates on his condition. The nurse would deliver a newspaper, and he would see his face on the front page. “PEETE TO MISS BIG GAME?” So intense was the media crush, that the hospital switchboard had to use three phony names to ward off reporters.

“I was registered under ‘Willie Jackson’ one night, and some guy still got through,” Peete recalls. “He said, ‘Is Rodney Peete there?’ I said, ‘Sorry, you have the wrong room.’ “

DREAMING OF THE SHOW (AND A RIDE) IN FAYETTEVILLEIN THE MINOR LEAGUES, GETTING THERE IS HALF THE BATTLE

Peete Isn’T So Sweet As A Starter,As Philly Will Learn The Hard Way

* DALLAS 21, WASHINGTON 10: He missed the kick! He missed the kick! Oh. Sorry. I’m still a little revved up from Monday night’s Lions game. Pick vs. spread: Washington.

* NEW ORLEANS 20, PHILADELPHIA 16: In Philly, they’re actually getting excited about Rodney Peete as their starting quarterback. This proves that it wasn’t just Rocky who took too many shots to the head. Vs. spread: New Orleans.

DREAMING OF THE SHOW (AND A RIDE) IN FAYETTEVILLEIN THE MINOR LEAGUES, GETTING THERE IS HALF THE BATTLE

Our Lions Don’T Have Two Feet To Stand On

They get up each morning, and there is no football. Eddie Murray puts on a suit and goes off to the bulk food business. Jim Arnold rolls out of bed and sees what’s for breakfast. When the sun loses its heat they head for deserted fields — Murray uses a high school in suburban Detroit, Arnold finds a middle school outside of Nashville — and they kick. And kick. And kick. To absent teammates. To absent opponents. To the air.

“It’s frustrating,” says Murray.

“It’s lousy,” says Arnold. “I’m ready to rock and roll, and I’m just hanging around here.”

DREAMING OF THE SHOW (AND A RIDE) IN FAYETTEVILLEIN THE MINOR LEAGUES, GETTING THERE IS HALF THE BATTLE

No Fear Of Heights From Lions’ Gnats

“Don’t want no short people round here. . . .”

Randy Newman

This is great. This is really great. I am standing in the cafeteria of the Lions’ training camp, talking to several players, and I am looking at them eye to eye. My neck does not ache. They do not threaten to step on me. They are my size. This is great.

DREAMING OF THE SHOW (AND A RIDE) IN FAYETTEVILLEIN THE MINOR LEAGUES, GETTING THERE IS HALF THE BATTLE

Lajoie Tries To Ride Out Tigers’ Stormy Season

Today, he’s not such a genius. The team is a mess, the good players are barely hitting the ball, and fans are yawning and waiting for football season. Bill Lajoie will ride it out. The same way he rode it out when everybody loved him. Remember? Two years ago?

“In some ways this is easier than that,” sighs the man with the thick eyebrows who, as general manager, is the wheeler- dealer for the Tigers. “In a winning season, like ’87, you have to be so alert. The slightest little crack, you have to jump in and fix it.”