Detroit Free Press

A SIMPLE ‘THANK YOU’ WILL DO NICELY THIS WEEK

A SIMPLE ‘THANK YOU’ WILL DO NICELY THIS WEEK

* Lions 20, Bears 17 (today): The Lions can give thanks that Barry Sanders hasn't walked out. The Bears are still hoping he does.* Dallas 21, Miami 14 (today): The Cowboys can give thanks that their owner spends like the world is ending tomorrow. The Dolphins can give thanks that Steve DeBerg has lived this long.
AMERICAN WOMEN LOOK AS GOOD AS GOLDITO FORSAKES HER ADVANTAGE — AND LOSES HER EDGE, TOO

AMERICAN WOMEN LOOK AS GOOD AS GOLDITO FORSAKES HER ADVANTAGE — AND LOSES HER EDGE, TOO

ALBERTVILLE, France -- One jump. One jump. It plays on the mind. One jump. Gotta hit it. One jump. God, let me hit it! The audience can be clapping, the music blaring, filling the arena, violins and kettle drums cascading down to the ice, where the skater glides along in her sequined outfit, big smile, arms out, looking for all the world like Julie Andrews on the hill in "The Sound Of Music." But in her mind there is only one sound, one voice, one screaming order from the storm trooper in the brain. One jump! One jump!"Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!"
BALL SCREAMS CHEAP SHOT, VOWS TO AVENGE HIS AGONY

BALL SCREAMS CHEAP SHOT, VOWS TO AVENGE HIS AGONY

Jerry Ball wanted somebody dead. He knew what had happened. He'd seen it a thousand times. Only this time it had happened to him, this nasty football trick: One guy holds you up, the other chops you low. And now it was his knee that was throbbing and his turn to sit on the motorized cart that would drive him off the field and into his street clothes, and, damn it, he wanted no part of this. Better a crane should lift him through the roof than to ride off like some wounded soldier in front of the enemy with their cheap trick garbage.
OUR SERIES MVP HAS TO BE THE LEMMER

OUR SERIES MVP HAS TO BE THE LEMMER

ATLANTA -- Sooner or later in this World Series -- probably Saturday night, the way the Braves are going -- they will have to name an MVP, and won't that be fun? I can see the guys in the back room, rushing to make up the trophy."Quick, read me the ballots.""OK. One for Lemke--""Who?""That's what it says. Lemke.""Lemke? You sure? How the hell you spell that?"
BEHIND THIS MASK LIES THE STORY OF THE GAMES

BEHIND THIS MASK LIES THE STORY OF THE GAMES

MERIBEL, France -- Sometimes your moment comes right on schedule, when you are young and ambitious, ready to snap it off with your teeth. And sometimes, you wait for that moment a long and winding time. The big leagues never call. Your life stops in truck driver towns. You begin to wonder, as you pass another birthday looking out the window of a bus, whether perhaps you are meant to be no more than this, some sort of lyric in a bad country song.
WOLVERINES NOT WORRIED, BUT SHOULD BE

WOLVERINES NOT WORRIED, BUT SHOULD BE

WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- Last time I looked, the NCAA tournament was a sporting event, not a shower. But you listen to the Michigan Wolverines in these suddenly losing times, and they act as if the post-season will rinse away their troubles and leave them smelling like a champion. "Something about being in the tournament," Terry Mills said Sunday afternoon as he slipped on his coat. "You get there, everything moves up a notch."
ILITCH AND TIGERS: CLOSE TO DONE DEAL

ILITCH AND TIGERS: CLOSE TO DONE DEAL

I'm back. And I have good news. The Tigers will soon have a new owner: Mike Ilitch. He will buy the team. The deal will be in cash, the $80-85 million range. Ilitch is the man. No partners involved. The money is in escrow, and Tom Monaghan is mulling over the offer. Maybe he has even given his OK by now. If not, I know a lot of people willing to camp outside his window chanting, "SIGN IT, TOM! SIGN IT!"
NO RESPECT? FANS HAVE BEEN BURNED TOO OFTEN

NO RESPECT? FANS HAVE BEEN BURNED TOO OFTEN

This is why people don't go ape over the Lions. Right here. This lousy Sunday afternoon, this flat, average, too-little- too-late performance that left the Silverdome full of scowling faces and left the Lions with a .500 record.This is why fans around here watch football with fingers crossed and are cautious after wins, even after a great performance like Monday night against Dallas. While the rest of the country is tossing hosannas, around here they say, "Well, sure, if we can keep this up . . ." This is the reason. Sunday at the Silverdome.

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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