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FANS, WELCOME TO FOOL’S PARADISE

FANS, WELCOME TO FOOL’S PARADISE

The sports world is full of errors in judgment: The Lions drafting Andre Ware, World Team Tennis, Fox creating a blue puck.Still, lately it seems like a plague of bad decisions has infected sports, and it's even worse than usual. For example:OLIVER McCALL VS. LENNOX LEWISA couple of years ago, Don King was talking about one of his fighters. He couldn't remember his name, so he said, "Who's that junkie I got?"
A FEW GOOD MEN WEARIED OF WAIT

A FEW GOOD MEN WEARIED OF WAIT

It's a long walk to the Red Wings locker room at the farthest end of the arena tunnel, past the storage areas and the electrical wires, and past the benches where the players' wives sit and wait for their husbands.
LIGHTS, CAMERA … NO ACTION AT UN

LIGHTS, CAMERA … NO ACTION AT UN

NEWS ITEM: As the United Nations convenes to celebrate its 50th birthday, leaders from 185 countries will gather today for a "class photo." It is the first time so many world leaders have been photographed in one room. A special task force has been working on the shoot since last spring, and a recent run- through took more than six hours."You must carry this out with maximum civility," said Francois Giuliani, director of the UN media division. You can't just say, 'You there, stupid, you're moving.' "
PICTURES DIDN’T TELL WHOLE STORY

PICTURES DIDN’T TELL WHOLE STORY

The protester was knocked down. As he lay on the ground, one policeman handcuffed him, while another put his foot on the man's forehead to hold him still.This happened in Seattle last week. I know this not because I was there, but because I saw it on TV. The camera zoomed in on the policeman's foot and held there for at least six seconds.I was never told what the protester did to warrant such police behavior. I have no idea if the guy verbally abused the officers, threatened to kill them, maybe pulled a gun. All I saw was that foot on his forehead.
T.G.I.FOOTBALL

T.G.I.FOOTBALL

* HUT ONE: I'm gonna miss the little fella. There. I said it and I'm not ashamed.I'm talking about Lou Holtz, who announced his retirement this week -- actually, he announced the sentence "I think this is the right thing to do" this week, approximately 2,538 times during his news conference, which, by the way, is still going on down in South Bend, Ind., and is being carried live by ESPN6 -- and yes, I have to admit, I got a little misty.
A BUG-EYED DAY AT WIMBLEDON

A BUG-EYED DAY AT WIMBLEDON

WIMBLEDON, England -- Here is the reason I will never be a world-class tennis player: I refuse to let a ball girl stick her finger in my eye. This, apparently, is a new requirement at Wimbledon, based on the behavior of Shuzo Matsuoka, a tall Japanese tennis ace. Shuzo is the first man from Japan to reach the quarterfinals here since 1933.He also travels with his own karaoke machine.You think a finger in the eye is gonna stop him?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WITH LIONS, BUCS?

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WITH LIONS, BUCS?

* Lions 20, Tampa Bay 19: This is how it goes with these two: When you don't expect it, the Lions will win. And when you least expect it, the Bucs will win. All we have to figure out now is what to expect. The answer: I have no idea. Pick vs. spread: Tampa Bay.* Dallas 14, San Francisco 14: I don't know which hurts George Seifert more, falling to a .500 record, or having been outcoached by Wayne Fontes. Pick vs. spread: San Francisco.

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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