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PREDICTING HOW LIONS WILL FARE IMPOSSIBLE

PREDICTING HOW LIONS WILL FARE IMPOSSIBLE

* Green Bay 21, Detroit 20: I picked the Lions to beat the Redskins. I was wrong. I picked the Lions to beat the Cardinals. I was wrong. I picked the 49ers to beat the Lions. I was wrong. Maybe I'll be wrong again. Pick vs. spread: Green Bay.* Pittsburgh 15, Jacksonville 9: Question: What's the difference between a broken egg and this year's Steelers? Answer: You can explain a broken egg. Pick vs. spread: Jacksonville.
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE — SHAWN BURR

AND THEN THERE WAS ONE — SHAWN BURR

The last time the Red Wings went this far, his hair was dyed, it was red, white and brown. Looked like a half-gallon of supermarket ice cream. I felt like pouring hot fudge on his head."We only did that because someone said, 'Let's grow playoff beards,' " Shawn Burr now admits, "and I didn't have enough facial hair to grow one."Today, seven years later, Burr has facial hair. Not a lot. Enough for a blond mustache, which, thickness-wise, is somewhere between Larry Bird and Rik Smits. In other words, not completely finished. But then, neither is Burr.
LUCKY FOR US, THE END OF THIS TORTURE IS NEAR

LUCKY FOR US, THE END OF THIS TORTURE IS NEAR

The ball came down from the lights the way a pitchfork might come down from the lights, the way a live grenade might come down from the lights, you could watch its frightening descent and know exactly the terrible thing that was about to happen and there was nothing, absolutely nothing, you could do about it.There. I've just summed up a day in the life of the Lions' secondary.
UNITED WE COMPLAIN, DIVIDED WE’RE DOOMED

UNITED WE COMPLAIN, DIVIDED WE’RE DOOMED

You wouldn't say "My family is sick and dying, but my life is good." You wouldn't say "Everyone at work is in danger, but my life is swell."So I'm confused by the latest nationwide poll in which most Americans say they are happy with their lives, even though the country is in trouble.Hello? This is like saying "My car is about to go off that cliff, but no worries, I'm wearing my seat belt."
JUST ONE TO GO!IN A CLASSIC, GOOD GUYS FINALLY WON

JUST ONE TO GO!IN A CLASSIC, GOOD GUYS FINALLY WON

The crack of the bat sent them all in motion, three Tigers base runners, one ground ball, 12 innings and a Detroit fairy tale hanging in the balance. What a story in those six moving feet! What a magnificent tale, an all-afternoon adventure, a baseball game played like one of those old serial movies, where danger lurks at every turn and all you know is the heroes prevail at the end.
EVANS IS FINALLY HEARING THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS

EVANS IS FINALLY HEARING THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS

And now, three words about Darrell Evans.Home Run King.OK. So he doesn't have the title clinched yet -- there are still four games left -- but he'll get it, as long as God makes little green apples and Piggy loves Kermit and somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, good things come to those who wait.Because Evans has been waiting 38 years.And nobody deserves it more.This is a professional, a leader, a guy who'd keep an even keel in an earthquake, who always faces the cameras, good or bad, who epitomizes the words gentleman, dignity, grace.

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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