Detroit Free Press

OF COSELL, LOOK-ALIKES, POLKA DOTS AND GERBILS

OF COSELL, LOOK-ALIKES, POLKA DOTS AND GERBILS

THE LIVE ALBOM* So Howard Cosell has been bumped from the World Series. Breaks my heart.* Actually, I have Howard's new book, the one that's getting him into all this trouble. I'll get around to reading it as soon as I finish two other sports classics: "Mr. Ed Was a Stud," by Secretariat, and "Shhhh!: The George Hendrick Story." * THREE REASONS WHY I PICKED KANSAS CITY TO WIN THE AL PENNANT:1. George Brett2. Experience3. Left-handed pitching * THREE REASONS WHY I PICKED ST. LOUIS TO WIN THE NL PENNANT:1. Speed2. Whitey Herzog
KIRK, PUT IT IN THE WANT ADS:’MY TEAM AND I ARE THROUGH’

KIRK, PUT IT IN THE WANT ADS:’MY TEAM AND I ARE THROUGH’

Poor Kirk Gibson.A baseball star without a contract.Nobody wants him. Except the Tigers. And he doesn't want them. Not at their latest offer. "Hard Times For Free Agents" read the cover of Sports Illustrated last week, above a photo of Gibson. He was looking angry.Who'd have thought being talented, rich, and handsome could bring so many problems?Well. I have a suggestion. It is time for action. It is time for Kirk to do as any businessman would. When supply exceeds demand, there is only one answer.
IT’S NO JOKE — DETROIT HAS A TEAM ON TOP OF PILE

IT’S NO JOKE — DETROIT HAS A TEAM ON TOP OF PILE

You can come out now. Take the paper bag off your head. Put the phone back on the hook. All is well. Detroit has a first-place team.Say what?"I think we can go all the way," says the star player.All the way? Did you hear that? Forget those Pistons programs you shredded in the blender. And the Red Wings hockey stick you smashed across your forehead when they lost, what was it, 86-0? Relax. Rejoice. All is well.Detroit has a first-place team.Say what?"It took a lot of hard work, but we are rolling," says the coach. "It's in our hands now."
FERGUSON IN THE MIDDLE, AND THINKS IT’S JUST GREAT

FERGUSON IN THE MIDDLE, AND THINKS IT’S JUST GREAT

PHILADELPHIA -- He was the rusty model, the spare part you keep in the garage, just in case. Joe Ferguson may not even be around the Lions next year, but on Sunday afternoon, just before game time, his coach came up and said the words he figured were forever behind him at age 36.You're starting."When did you find out?" someone asked Ferguson, after he played the entire game as Lions quarterback in their awkward 13-11 win over the Eagles Sunday."Warm-ups," he said. "Late in the warm-ups."
NORMAN’S WIN UNSEATS ALL THE JOHNNY CARSONS

NORMAN’S WIN UNSEATS ALL THE JOHNNY CARSONS

"I love you whether you win or lose. But it would be nice if you won."-- Laura Norman, to her husband Sunday.TURNBERRY, Scotland -- "Four, three . . . Greg Norman was squaring off on his approach shot. He was in the middle of the 18th fairway, the final hole, and the massive British Open crowd was pushing at the ropes and counting down."Two . . . Norman hunched slightly, bringing his club head to within a grass blade of the ball."One . . .

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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