Detroit Free Press

NEW ORLEANS -- The word on Pat Swilling is that he's hard to get to know, a tough friend to make. But Robert ...

Today's column will be A WINNER! It will be THE SURPRISE HIT OF THE FALL!It has BLOCKBUSTER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!It is THE FUNNIEST COLUMN I'VE READ ALL YEA--Sorry. You caught me practicing. I have decided to give up my current line of work, which is, well, I'm not sure, whatever it is, and go into movie reviewing.I don't mean the long, gracefully written reviews Pauline Kael did in the New Yorker. Or the serious criticism found in the New York Times, Boston Globe, or this newspaper.

Gatorade is out. Worms are in.It's true. As you read this, athletes are pouring milk on their worms.Or spreading worms on toast. Bagels and worms? With tomato?Whatever. It's just a matter of time before we're all into the slimy little buggers, after the news this week in sports:Worms make you run faster.

FOXBORO, Mass. -- The best play of this terrible football game was the very first play, which you have probably ...

"The only way Arafat could maintain the PLO's unity was if he never formally acknowledged Israel's right to exist ...