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EASTER BUNNY MORE BELIEVABLE THAN LIONS

September 19, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

CHICAGO - The next time the Lions want to know why their fans don't believe in them, they should take the tape ...

A LIFETIME JOB TOO LONG FOR JUDGES

September 18, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

Anyone who has ever stood at the altar of marriage knows the heart can skip a beat at the words "till death do you ...

Car Guys Keep La. Rescuer Rolling

September 15, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

That Jeep escaped hell and high water. That Jeep survived when other cars died on the highway. That Jeep transported 14 desperate men, women and children out of the watery grip of Hurricane Katrina and for two days, they squeezed and shifted and lay atop each other inside it, for hundreds of miles, until they finally reached the safe ground of a strange city called Detroit, a place most of them had never seen. That Jeep got them here.And then it got stolen."It's gone," Earl Walker told me Tuesday afternoon. "Somebody took it."

It’S Simple: No Pavel, No Party For Wings

September 14, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

Not to be a wet blanket, but Red Wings fans, party at your own risk. Hockey may be back, but when your best offensive player isn't even on the continent, only a fool pops champagne.Here are two sobering words: "Pavel" and "Datsyuk." Any hockey expert will tell you he's the future of the Wings. And he's not here! He's in Russia, possibly under contract to not one but two teams. Ken Holland, charged with tightening Detroit's belt, has muffed the first lesson of Salary Cap 101: Sign your biggest star.

UNDEFEATED!

September 12, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

A half-hour before kickoff, a heavyset man in a T-shirt walked down the Ford Field steps, holding hands with his 8-year-old son. They were wide-eyed at the sight of the gathering crowd, so many clad in blue and silver.The Lions were not their football team, but they were today. Sterling Adams and his son, Eric, had escaped the floodwaters of Hurricane Katrina, had driven up in a stuffed vehicle from New Orleans, and now, thanks to the kindness of the Lions' public relations staff, father and son had tickets for the opener. The long wait for a day of fun was over.

THE POSTER FAMILY FOR NEW ORLEANS

September 11, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

You are a man in a storm. The storm is rising, blowing your way. Your neighbor, Earl, is saying, "Come on, man, we can go to Detroit. We'll be safe there."Detroit, you think? You live in New Orleans. You're not going to Detroit. Besides, you've seen hurricanes before. Water comes up. Water goes down.But your wife, this time, she's worried. Earl is going crazy on Detroit. He says, "I'm gonna empty the washers and dryers" and next thing you know he has a big bag of quarters and guess what? That's your gas money.

Face It, This Is Joey’S Team More Than Ever

September 9, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

So after all that, it falls back on Joey Harrington anyhow. All the Sturm und Drang about Jeff Garcia, riding into town, eyeing Joey's job, with his Pro Bowl history and his proud declaration that he was not coming to be a backup and here we are, two days from the season opener, and Garcia was right, he is not a backup, he's a scratch. The backup is now an untested kid barely out of college. And the offense, the season - and, let's face it, the national face of the Detroit Lions - is once again perched on the shoulders of Your Pal Joey, old No. 3. This is your quarterback, folks.

No Classes Until After Labor Day

August 28, 2005 | Detroit Free Press

Look, I was a kid once, and I still think like a kid, so the kid in me - and the adult in me - needs to say this right now:School starts in September.Not August. Not July.Certainly not July 22, which is when certain school districts in Georgia began "fall" classes this year. July 22? You're still getting your lemonade stand set up by July 22! You're not in SCHOOL on July 22!This is insane. I've been following this trend of pushing the school year back earlier and earlier, and it's time for the kid in all of us to say, and you can quote me here, "Yuck."

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