Detroit Free Press

IF YOU KNOW FANNY AND NICK,YOU QUALIFY AS A DIVOT HEAD

IF YOU KNOW FANNY AND NICK,YOU QUALIFY AS A DIVOT HEAD

Welcome, welcome, yes, you're in the right place, the U.S. Open, at Oakland Hills -- hey, you with the sandals on, it's OK. Stop hiding in the corner. No one's going to kick you out. This might be the most exclusive country club in the metro Detroit area, and on most weeks they wouldn't let you near here with a bazooka, but today, everyone is love 'n' knickers. That's the great thing about the U.S. Open. It's American! You pay for a ticket, they have to let you in -- no matter how badly you're dressed.
RED WINGS GIVE, GET 1ST BLOOD

RED WINGS GIVE, GET 1ST BLOOD

DENVER -- The ugly thud could be heard in the rafters. It was Brendan Shanahan's head smashing into glass. The bone cut the skin. The blood surged down his face. It ran in map-like lines, down his cheeks, chin and neck, trickling into a thin red river that dripped into the neckline of his jersey.The fans jeered. The players cursed. The refs blew the whistle and dived into the scrum.Game on.
BALLPARK BELLE BECKONS LAST FANS

BALLPARK BELLE BECKONS LAST FANS

SHE AWAKENS today as she always has, her lid open to the sky, her grass stretching for sunlight. But this time, there is something in the autumn air, something final, something sad. Like a fading belle of the ball, she seems to sense it, yet ignores it. This will be the last morning of her baseball life. She knows it. She inhales proudly and raises her blue and white chin to the morning light."Are you ready?" the city seems to ask."Ready," Tiger Stadium sighs.
FORTNIGHT IS MORE LIKE 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS

FORTNIGHT IS MORE LIKE 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS

LONDON -- Now I know the real reason our forefathers left this country: the rain.I'm not kidding. The way it's been coming down, I'd have been on a boat, too. "America? Yeah, yeah, fine. Just get me outta here."This has been the wettest week I can remember. At Wimbledon, they have a budding tradition: play a game, run inside, play a game, run inside. It's not strawberries and cream anymore, it's strawberries and skim milk.Excuse me, I have to help pull the tarp over the grass . . .
FOR GOOD OR ILL, HINGIS FOLLOWING PATH GRAF TOOK

FOR GOOD OR ILL, HINGIS FOLLOWING PATH GRAF TOOK

WIMBLEDON, England -- You see lots of ponytails in women's tennis. Some of them will fool you. Take Monday at Wimbledon, a wet, cloudy day that was the grass-court equivalent of a soggy biscuit.Across the net at Centre Court stood two female players, both in short white skirts and designer tennis tops -- and both in ponytails. But on Martina Hingis, who's 15, the hairdo was an extension of her teenage exuberance. On Steffi Graf, 27, the ponytail was all that remained of a carefree life.
ALL-GIRLS SCHOOLS AREN’T A CURE-ALL

ALL-GIRLS SCHOOLS AREN’T A CURE-ALL

Right off the bat, I confess a certain nostalgia for my school years. I had fun. I had friends. I had laughs. So perhaps my logic is blurry. I never realized that being a boy was such a distraction.I knew girls were a distraction. I discovered that in sixth grade, when the first girl I liked cast a quick glance in my direction, fluttered her eyelashes, and I felt a queasy, goose-bumping rush. At that moment, the teacher could have said "America was discovered by hyenas" and I would have written it down.
‘UNNAMED’ CAN BE SOURCES OF THE TRUTH, TOO

‘UNNAMED’ CAN BE SOURCES OF THE TRUTH, TOO

All week long, I've heard people dismiss this new book which claims Isiah Thomas had a gambling problem. Not because they know Isiah. Not because they were at the house where these high-stakes dice games supposedly took place.No. They dismiss it by saying, "I don't believe anything that uses unnamed sources."I heard the same thing a few weeks ago, when all those charges were comingout about the Michigan basketball program, charges that a booster had been funneling money to players for years. The critics' response?

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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