Detroit Free Press

SOONER OR LATER, we all go through the door. Sometimes we burst through it, sometimes we slink through it, and ...

RAY LEWIS wears this T-shirt now and then. It has a man's picture on the front. The man's name is Marlin Barnes. ...

He didn't do it.That didn't stop police from interrogating him for 12 hours, screaming questions, denying him a lawyer, holding a gun to his head, telling him he should fess up because otherwise he was going to "get the needle," the death penalty, dead man walking, because, after all, he raped that girl at the Pizza Hut, he murdered that girl, this is how he did it, isn't it? Isn't it? ISN'T IT? If you sign this confession, it'll be easier on you....

MAYBE CASEY Martin will trip on something and his leg will just snap, and the doctors will amputate it -- as they ...

Jenna Franklin wanted a birthday present. She asked her parents. They said OK.Jenna was about to turn 16.She wanted new breasts."You've got to have breasts to be successful," she told a British tabloid.Her mother, who already had breast enlargement, liposuction, a nose job and a cheek job, agreed."There are so many young girls who are depressed about the way they look," she said, "if you can do something about it, that's great."

NOW WHAT are you going to say? You, the suffering Lions fan, who for years has been chanting the same moaning ...

WELL, HERE it is Monday morning, and what do we know now that we didn't know before about Matt Millen, who will be put in charge of the Lions this week?We know he used to start fights with his teammates. We know he is a Type-A personality. We know he loves his wife and his four children. We know he dresses like a frat-house brother.We know he jokes during broadcasts. We know he watches loads of tape. We know he comes from a blue-collar Pennsylvania town that breeds hard-working, tough-nosed people.