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Let’s give thanks, NFL style

Let’s give thanks, NFL style

February 25, 2009 | Detroit Free Press
Let's give thanks, NFL styleFilled with the spirit of this wonderful holiday weekend, we who follow the NFL should be thankful today that: Dexter Manley doesn't have a brother who plays football.Lions fans only have to see Anthony Carter twice a year. Brian Bosworth plays way up in Seattle, where nobody can hear him.The Broncos won't make the Super Bowl, so we won't have to be bored to death again.Tom Landry isn't the screaming kind.Elvis never showed up for Jerry Glanville's tickets.Jamie Morris is getting a chance in Washington.
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HARK, THE CURRENT ANGLES SING …

HARK, THE CURRENT ANGLES SING …

February 25, 2009 | Comment, Detroit Free Press
I hear a knock. I open my door. Look who's come a-Christmas caroling with their own personal spin …Striking Hollywood writers do "Joy to the World":Joy to the world, we're still on strikeLet reruns fill the aiiiir!Let every week of "Heroes"Look like last week of "Heroes"Let "CSI" go away"Grey's Anatomy" go grayThen maybe, just maaaay-beWe'll get our payTony Romo and Jessica Simpson duet on her being a distraction with "Baby, It's Cold Outside":You really can't stay (baby, it's cold outside)
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Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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