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SEX AND SPORTS – THEY’RE INSEPARABLE

SEX AND SPORTS – THEY’RE INSEPARABLE

I must confess I never understood sexy cheerleaders, since every sport I ever played in, the coach screamed at me to "Focus!" and how can you focus when a pretty girl in a skimpy skirt is jumping up and down and squealing?Still, I just accepted it. Boys played. Girls cheered. This was before our current age of enlightenment, which includes both the U.S. women's soccer team and the Laker Girls, proving we're not really enlightened, just confused.This brings us to the recent controversy over the Pistons swimsuit calendar.
AS DUKE CASE FALTERS, WHOM DO YOU DOUBT?

AS DUKE CASE FALTERS, WHOM DO YOU DOUBT?

When are certain people involved with this Duke lacrosse team case going to use the word they seem to be consciously avoiding?Liar.It's a word for someone who tells lies. And so far, the only thing certain in this case is that the accuser has told many of them. The biggest, of course, may be that she was raped. Now she says she can't be sure. As a result, rape charges against the three players were dropped, charges that have damaged their lives forever.Yet no one calls her a liar.
THE DAY HILL WENT HOUSE HUNTING

THE DAY HILL WENT HOUSE HUNTING

Grant Hill wanted to buy a house. This was years ago, when he was still a Piston, still figuring his future would be in Michigan. He asked if I could show him around a particular neighborhood. So one afternoon, in the off-season, we took a ride. Hill was looking for privacy, and we saw a "for sale" sign at the bottom of a long, hidden driveway. We drove up through a thickly wooded area and emerged into a clearing that surrounded a huge, modern house."Whoa, this is nice," Hill said.
DETROITERS CARRY ON

DETROITERS CARRY ON

This was Christmas night. In the basement of a church off an icy street in downtown Detroit, four dozen homeless men and women sat at tables. The smell of cooked ham wafted from the kitchen. The pastor, Henry Covington, a man the size of two middle linebackers, exhorted the people with a familiar chant."I am somebody," he yelled."I am somebody!"they repeated. "Because God loves me!""Because God loves me!"They clapped. They nodded.
DON’T LET VAULT HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT

DON’T LET VAULT HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT

When I was a kid, I shoveled snow to make a few dollars. One time, a friend and I did a driveway for a grumpy old neighbor. We pooped out before all the snow was gone, and when we asked to be paid, the old man refused."You don't finish, I don't pay," he said.We skulked off. But those were the rules of the marketplace. You wanna get paid, you gotta do the job. Simple enough, right?
NEW YEAR’S BASH

NEW YEAR’S BASH

PASADENA, Calif. - Here came a linebacker. Here came a nose tackle. Here came a cornerback. Here came another linebacker. It's supposed to be the ocean that smacks against you in these parts, but on Monday it was the Southern California defense that crashed like waves against Michigan quarterback Chad Henne, over and over, chasing him, knocking him down, stuffing him into the turf, until you half-expected some "Baywatch" lifeguard to come flying out of the stands to save him.As Kid Rock might say, where's Pamela Anderson when you need her?
WHO WILL WIN THE GAME?

WHO WILL WIN THE GAME?

MITCH ALBOMU-M If I believed Michigan was the second-best team in the nation in November, they still should be so in January. And the second-best team in the nation should be able to do whatever UCLA and Oregon State did.Who's your Wolverine? Mike Hart. You run, you control. You control, you limit Southern Cal's offense and tire its defense. You do that, you win. Who's your Trojan? John David Booty. The quarterback will be looking to make people forget Matt Leinart, and if he wins this game, he might. MVP: Mike Hart.Final score: U-M, 23-13.
IN THIS HOAX, MAYBE THE JOKE IS ON US

IN THIS HOAX, MAYBE THE JOKE IS ON US

On the tape, it looks like any other high school gymnasium. The stands are packed, a crowd of students, parents, cheerleaders. The beefy young football player addresses the assembly, a shirt and tie chosen for the momentous occasion. Into a microphone, he thanks his family and his school. He makes his big announcement."It was Oregon and Cal," says Kevin Hart, looking at the two caps on a table in front of him, "and I decided I'll be playing football at the University of California."

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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