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BALD IS-BEAUTIFUL NBA’S LATEST BAD FAD

BALD IS-BEAUTIFUL NBA’S LATEST BAD FAD

It is not my place, as a travel-weary journalist with a clanking jump shot, to offer sky-walking, world-famous, unspeakably rich professional basketball players a hair-styling tip.But I'll do it anyhow.Yo. NBA.What's with all the bald heads?I go to a Pistons game last weekend, I'm lost. I can't tell half the players apart. Bald. Bald. Bald. It's like a Hare Krishna convention.No less than six, count 'em, six totally hairless Pistons. Half the team. And I'm not including Ron Rothstein, who is losing his hair the old-fashioned way, though stress.
SKATERS, NETWORKS, AGENTS GO FOR GOLD

SKATERS, NETWORKS, AGENTS GO FOR GOLD

A friend in Hollywood keeps me up on certain things, which is how I know the following: Nancy Kerrigan, and her agents, accepted an enormous business deal last week from Disney. It includes $450,000 for the rights to make a TV movie about her, plus her own ice show after the Olympics, plus five TV specials, plus her own book, plus a children's book, plus her own video and a few other perks. The friend in Hollywood knows this, because he, too, was bidding for her TV movie. He lost to Disney.
SUMMER ON SIDELINES MAKES ME LOOK WISER

SUMMER ON SIDELINES MAKES ME LOOK WISER

Hmm.Let's see if I rmlr..remeb..remember Oops...V&Tlzj$4$!!!...whoa!"First press 'log on' button."Oh yeah....Well now. Back to work. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Of course, they also say college gets you a good job.I can tell you this much: Sitting on the sidelines all summer has made me a much smarter sports columnist.I have been right about everything.It's incredible. I go away on leave, and I have never been so accurate in my analysis.
TROJANS RUIN HIS LAST RUN FOR THE ROSES

TROJANS RUIN HIS LAST RUN FOR THE ROSES

PASADENA, Calif. -- In the end there was no Santa Claus. There was no Happy New Year. Bo Schembechler could only stand there, the headphones dangling, as the final seconds of his career ticked away. The wrong way. Michael Taylor, his quarterback, threw wide, the ball hit the ground. He threw deep. The ball sailed past the intended receiver. He took the final snap -- fourth down and miracle to go -- and he was stuffed in an army of Southern Cal defenders.
PERFECT TV PARENTS FINALLY LET US DOWN

PERFECT TV PARENTS FINALLY LET US DOWN

Most of our mommies are gone here on TV Street. We come downstairs and there's no breakfast anymore, no bacon, no eggs, no toast, no pancakes. None of us knows what's happening. But it's been going on for a while, and we're getting tired of eating doughnuts out of the box.First it was that nice family down the street, from "The Donna Reed Show."They woke up one day and Donna was gone. Never came back. Her kids were real upset. There was nobody to cook those nice dinners and mend the Halloween costumes.
SHOULDAS, COULDAS WILL LAST A LIFETIME

SHOULDAS, COULDAS WILL LAST A LIFETIME

NEW ORLEANS -- They walked slowly into the breakfast room, their feet making no sound on the carpet. James Voskuil pulled at a dry biscuit. Juwan Howard poked at a plate of bacon. They joked softly about the night before, their first trip to Bourbon Street on their final night in New Orleans. For a few minutes, it was as if nothing had happened. Then someone mentioned a North Carolina player who was also there on Bourbon Street, surrounded by a cheering mob.
WIN INCLUDES WEIRDNESS, BUT LIONS WILL TAKE IT

WIN INCLUDES WEIRDNESS, BUT LIONS WILL TAKE IT

MINNEAPOLIS -- He came off the bench, right? No? Then he was air-dropped in by helicopter? I know -- he was wearing a Minnesota uniform the whole night and ripped it off on that first play of the fourth quarter. That's it, right? Something like that? There has to be an explanation for how wide open Herman Moore was on that one incredible play, when the weirdness began Sunday night and didn't stop until the Lions had a strange, questionable, but ultimately huge victory.Hey, I know it was Halloween. I didn't know you got to be invisible.
EVIL, NOW QUIET, COULD BE ANYWHERE

EVIL, NOW QUIET, COULD BE ANYWHERE

He was such a quiet man, everyone said, but don't they always say that? A quiet man, older fellow, kept to himself. And then one day, the Justice Department is banging on his door, and protesters are screaming on his lawn, waving photos of death, dismemberment, the most horrible evil a man can do. They are saying, years ago, the quiet man was a part of this. And he's gotten away with it all this time. This is a pattern in the hunt for Nazi war criminals. It repeated itself last week, in the Boston suburb of Norwood, Mass. An 87-year- old Lithuanian immigrant. A quiet man.

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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