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IF IT’S AN INSTANT REPLAY, WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG?

IF IT’S AN INSTANT REPLAY, WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG?

I don't know about this new instant replay business.Did you watch Monday Night Football last week? Did you see that call? The refs checked the instant replay, what, for four hours? I could have taken a bus to Dallas in that time. Why does it take so long? What were they doing in front of that screen? What were those refs talking about? . . . "Let's see that one again, Jake.""Yes, let's.""Roll it back.""Rolling.""Ooh. Look at that angle.""Yes, very pretty.""Let's see it again.""Yes, let's.
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR LAJOIETIGERS GM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE EDGE IN TRADE TALKS

KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR LAJOIETIGERS GM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE EDGE IN TRADE TALKS

Call me chicken. I would not want to go against Bill Lajoie in a business deal. Maybe it's that deep voice. Maybe it's the narrow eyes. Maybe it's the way he cups his chin in his hand while you're talking, hiding his mouth, as if to say: "This guy is so dumb I'm gonna crack up."Whatever. The man is sharp, you can't miss that. And it's always surprising to go into his office at Tiger Stadium in the off-season and find him alone there, like a priest in a confession booth, when you know he's pulling all the strings for this Tigers team.
FRIDGE AND FROSTY: IT’S TIME TO DEFROST NFL

FRIDGE AND FROSTY: IT’S TIME TO DEFROST NFL

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, along comes a snowball.I'm talking, of course, about the infamous snowball thrown by a fan in last week's San Francisco-Denver game. It came flying out of the stands during a 49ers field goal attempt, landed a few feet from holder Matt Cavanaugh, and, he says, caused him to botch the snap and the play. The 49ers wound up losing by one point.Not since Frosty has a clump of frozen mush gotten so much attention."We must do something about snowballs in football!" people are screaming. Of course. And here are some possibilities:
THIS ROUND GOES TO YANKS, BUT WHAT OF THE NEXT ONE?

THIS ROUND GOES TO YANKS, BUT WHAT OF THE NEXT ONE?

NEW YORK -- The series was complete, the bus was waiting outside, and the Tigers players, still wet from the showers, dressed quickly, pulling on their socks and shoes. The clubhouse was quiet; it is always quiet after a loss. But no one was sulking. You don't sulk in the middle of the fight.
‘BOBO’ LOSES NAME GAME, WON’T FACE ‘BOOM, BOOM’

‘BOBO’ LOSES NAME GAME, WON’T FACE ‘BOOM, BOOM’

WIMBLEDON -- It was unbelievable.It was unpronounceable."My name," he said, "is Zivojinovic."Huh?He served like a cannon. He moved like a Westinghouse. He was the tall, dark stranger at center court, taking chunks out of Ivan Lendl, the No. 1 player in the world."My name," he said, with every smashing point, "is Zivojinovic!"Huh?Zivojinovic. Slobodan Zivojinovic. Pronounced like it's spelled. I think. Who's to say?
NEW DODGER NOT BLUE ABOUT TIGERS

NEW DODGER NOT BLUE ABOUT TIGERS

LOS ANGELES -- The new blue and white uniform was hanging on the podium, where everyone could see it. The new cap nestled close to the microphones. Kirk Gibson, the guest of honor at this luncheon, had a Dodgers schedule in his pocket, and an appointment with the real estate people, and he leaned back in his chair as the waiter brought the Caesar salad. Glasses clinked. Conversation buzzed."This is a happy day . . . " began Dodgers general manager Fred Claire.

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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