Well, you have to admit, the guy can definitely win a tip.I mean, Yao Ming didn't control that opening jump, he knocked it into next season. If that ball were lettuce, it would be salad. If that ball were a balloon, it would land in Oz. If that ball were . . .Well, you get the idea.
In the end, it doesn't really matter if it was a bribe, a strong-arm or a good old-fashioned threat. What happened recently to a Michigan congressman was enough to make you give up on politics -- if you haven't already.Nick Smith, from south-central Michigan, is not a majordomo in Congress. He isn't a media lightning rod like Tom DeLay or Nancy Pelosi. But he counts. One district, one vote.
Many athletes talk about going fishing, but it's usually after their career is over.Reggie Swinton wasn't so lucky. For a while, in between one of his eight cuts from professional football teams, in between the XFL and the CFL and the NFL and the arena league, in between Edmonton, Las Vegas, Dallas and Detroit, in between Green Bay and Jacksonville and Winnipeg and Arkansas, he had no choice but to go fishing -- for his supper.
NEW ORLEANS -- Here's what hasn't changed with the Lions in the millennium: The starting quarterback is still hurt. The backup quarterback is still rocky, and Stoney. The most reliable defensive player is Stephen Boyd. The most reliable offensive player is Jason Hanson. Yellow flags still fly when the Lions can least afford them.Oh, and they won.Well. You gotta change something.
Ilove the Ten Commandments. I can recite them. I don't always succeed in obeying them, but I still try, and I think the world would be better if we all did.Having said that, I can still say this: The Ten Commandments do not belong in a state courthouse. But last week, in Montgomery, Ala., they arrived in a big way.In the still of the night, a 2 1/2-ton monument featuring the Ten Commandments was trucked in and positioned in the rotunda of the state's judicial building. The building is home to, among other things, the Alabama State Supreme Court.
MITCH ALBOMEAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- The final buzzer sounded, and the Pistons hugged in the eerie silence of a disappointed crowd. Or maybe it wasn't hugging. Maybe, after what they had done -- enduring those swelling and dwindling leads, snaring an exhausting victory, saving themselves from the fires of elimination -- maybe they were just holding each other up."If there was ever a doubt about this team's heart," Joe Dumars, the Pistons' president, said when this was over, "they answered it tonight. They never gave up."Dumars looked tired. And he didn't even play.
That was no accident, folks. That last desperate play of Sunday's Game 1, in which the Pistons tried an alley-oop pass with 1.4 seconds left -- a damn hard thing to do, even with veterans -- was drawn up to go from Tayshaun Prince to Mehmet Okur.Rookie to rookie.And it almost worked."Yeah," Rick Carlisle said Monday, when I asked whether he realized he'd put the game in the hands of two players who had yet to see their 24th birthdays. "That was what we called. I'm not interested in how old they are at that point. I'm looking for who can get the job done."
Ifinally figured out the appeal of Trista Rehn, a.k.a. "The Bachelorette."She's a guy.Oh, I don't mean physically. I mean the way she plays the game. First, she gets the ultimate guy fantasy -- a couple of dozen cuties all trying to win her affection.Then, one by one, she tries and discards them, just like a guy. And when she narrows it down to two, she tells one partner, "Don't be upset if I sleep with the other one."And the partner says OK!Are you kidding? This woman would be King of the Frat House!
Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.
