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GIANTS’ BITE WORSE THAN BARK; CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

GIANTS’ BITE WORSE THAN BARK; CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- He had the look of a man who had just walked into a bulldozer. He had the look of a man who had just skinny-dipped in the Arctic circle. He had the look of a man who had just discovered a horse's head in the sheets. Woof."Did you even know what you were doing out there by the last play?" someone asked Washington quarterback Jay Schroeder, after his team's 17-0 NFC title loss to the New York Giants."Well," he said, dizzy from a mild concussion, "I had an idea of what was going on out there."The idea was this: His team was getting killed.
NO EARDRUM CAN BE SAFE INSIDE TWINS’ BOOM BOX

NO EARDRUM CAN BE SAFE INSIDE TWINS’ BOOM BOX

MINNEAPOLIS -- I get on the shuttle bus. I take my seat. My colleague from a National League city sits next to me. He has never been where we are going. I look at him sadly. Nothing I can say will prepare him. Nothing."You look a little pale," he notices."Just wait," I say.The bus turns on a downtown street. The people of Minneapolis are swarming, as if on pilgrimage. And here is their mecca: the huge, round shape. The pastry-puff roof. The ramps like octopus tentacles. We are entering the Metrodome.Good God!
RECOLLECTIONS DIFFER EXCEPT FOR FRIENDSHIP

RECOLLECTIONS DIFFER EXCEPT FOR FRIENDSHIP

EDMONTON, Alberta -- Once upon a time, before we ever heard of them, they were best friends, two blond-haired boys skating on frozen lawns in Brantford, Ontario. Wayne Gretzky says they were seven. Greg Stefan says they were five. Whatever."We used to call Wayne 'Weener,' " says Stefan. "He was dominant even then. He'd score seven or eight goals a game.""We met when Stef joined our local tyke team," says Gretzky. "He was the best goalie around. One time, he lost his stick and dove to the ice and stopped a puck with his face mask. I'll never forget that."
FAIR WARNING, ERIC — PICK UP AN EXTRA SIX-PACK

FAIR WARNING, ERIC — PICK UP AN EXTRA SIX-PACK

This is something I've always wondered about. When a team plays a game on a Thursday -- as the Lions did a few days ago -- what do they do on Sunday afternoons?Do they watch the other games on TV?Does Eric Hipple invite Joe Ferguson and Chuck Long over to his house, and open a six-pack of beer and a box of pretzels?And what does his wife say?Does she come downstairs, shake her head and say, "I don't know what you see in that game. Why don't you do something constructive, like rake the leaves?" She couldn't really say that, could she?
NO EARDRUM CAN BE SAFE INSIDE TWINS’ BOOM BOX

NO EARDRUM CAN BE SAFE INSIDE TWINS’ BOOM BOX

MINNEAPOLIS -- I get on the shuttle bus. I take my seat. My colleague from a National League city sits next to me. He has never been where we are going. I look at him sadly. Nothing I can say will prepare him. Nothing."You look a little pale," he notices."Just wait," I say.The bus turns on a downtown street. The people of Minneapolis are swarming, as if on pilgrimage. And here is their mecca: the huge, round shape. The pastry-puff roof. The ramps like octopus tentacles. We are entering the Metrodome.Good God!
HERNDON HOPES TO TURN THE PAGE ON HIS CAREER

HERNDON HOPES TO TURN THE PAGE ON HIS CAREER

LAKELAND, Fla. -- If this were Rolling Stone magazine, the following might be titled "HERNDON -- THE INTERVIEW!" Not that you'd likely find Larry Herndon in Rolling Stone's colorful pages. He is not quite the earring and leopard-skin type.Actually, if magazines were people you might find him in Gentlemen's Quarterly. Maybe Family Weekly. Certainly not Commentary. Talking has never been Herndon's favorite activity, at least with reporters. Setting up an interview with him is not merely like pulling teeth, it's like waiting for them to grow in.
CONNORS GOES OUT HARD AFTER BIG GRAB FOR GLORY

CONNORS GOES OUT HARD AFTER BIG GRAB FOR GLORY

WIMBLEDON, England -- He went out holding his racket, not his crotch, which is a sign of maturity, I suppose. Jimmy Connors hasn't always been a grown-up. But when he exited Wimbledon Friday, a semifinal loser to a young and overpowering Pat Cash, he was given an ovation not only for today but for a lot of yesterdays. He got the old man's cheer.

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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