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PARIS HILTON, EX-CON, LIKELY WILL BE WORSE

PARIS HILTON, EX-CON, LIKELY WILL BE WORSE

I'm less concerned about Paris Hilton going to jail than I am about her getting out. When she gets out, the fawning over her will be even worse, multiplied by the fact that - unlike most moments in her vapid life - there is actually something to talk about. Listen. You can hear it already: