Detroit Free Press

LIONS 23, JETS 16: Personally, I don't have any problem with Wayne Fontes saying he wants to go to the Super Bowl this year. I wouldn't want to be his travel agent, but I don't have any problem with him saying it.CHICAGO 21, GREEN BAY 14: Although the Bears have lost two in a row, Mike Ditka did not yell at them this week. That's because he chewed off his tongue last week, thinking it was gum.

THE LIVE ALBOM:* I've been doing a little math, and here's what I figure: if you give Bobby Bonilla $29 million, ...

MINNEAPOLIS -- When they build the monument to Barry Sanders, this is what it should look like: a trail of ...

It was late at night and snow was falling. I was driving home over the bridge. Suddenly, I spotted an old man standing on a girder, staring down into the icy water. He was wearing a T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up, his hair greased back in a James Dean style. There was a tattoo on his arm and a cigarette dangling from his lips. I recognized him as a character I hadn't seen in a while, Mr. Macho.He squatted as if to jump."DON'T DO IT!" I screamed. He glared at me. "Why the hell not?'"Because you have plenty to live for."

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- I placed the football on the grass and held it upright with one finger. The goalpost was 34 yards away. I asked Gerry Thomas whether he could make it now, and he said, "Oh, yeah."He measured off the steps. He looked at his toes and exhaled. Then he rushed into the ball and thudded his foot against the leather.